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Doogin or Turduckstin (you choose)

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I have acute ADD: dancing, biking, eating, laughing, smoking, Chloe, reading, WORKING, masterbating, sewing, swimming, drinking coffee, drinking booze, looking in the mirror, making ugly faces, making irresistable faces, making my goddamned "Mary Kate/Ashley Olsen face," dressing up, getting naked, sex, texting, dressing fancier (haven't gotten over leg-warmers STILL), LIFTING WEIGHTS BITCHtalking mad shit on everyone behind their silly backs..hehe...Tate=my favorite way to spend the day, and the next day, Wendell, dreaming, forgetting, remembering a murky whimsical version of everything just in order to make my life a bit more insane than need be. And I even went to church the other day. The ceiling fell down, right on top of my head...? And I love my grandpa even though his heart is cold and old, still can make him happy, even if just for, like, 20 minutes.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone who'll never tire of answering my stupid questions... I got lost by my tribe:

My Blog

2 Dreams

It was a time of war. It felt like the Civil War. Deep South. Hot. The tall grass that lined the white road buzzed with summer insects. We were on a buggy. I was not alone, but I don't remember ...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 23:29:00 GMT

Moto

So I got a motorcycle. It's 175 cc's. So it's not really a moped; it's too big, too fast! Yet it's not really a motorcycle eaither cause those fuckers can have like over 500 cc's. So I call it my ...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 01:13:00 GMT

Drunk Scientists

Chloe and I are "Drunk Scientists." We can sift through information and know what's true and real and good and important and beautiful and cool because we can feel it from the bottom of our drunks. ...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 01:58:00 GMT