About Me
~Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter since nobody listens.
~"I was right in the middle of a fuking reptile zoo...
and somebody was giving booze to these goddamn things."
~Curiosity will kill the cat. Satisfaction will bring her back...
~If you want an audience, start a fight
~Better to rule in hell than serve in heaven.
~Why do people with closed minds always open their mouth?
~I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter.
~If you're bored, try sticking a firecracker up your nose.
~Killing people is anti-social.
~Never miss a good chance to shut up.
~The mind is its own place and in itself can make a heaven of hell and a hell of heaven.
~"A cap of good acid costs $5 and for that you can hear the universal symphony with God singing solo and the Holy Ghost on drums." (Hunter S. Thompson as quoted by William F. Buckley Jr. who added "though one should be prepared to vomit rather frequently and disport with
pink elephants and assorted grotesqueries while trying to ofter, unsuccessfully to make ones way to the toilet."
~"I'm gonna have to be taking your car today. See I have some top secret clown business that supersedes any plans that you might have for this here vehicle."
~No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.
"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are."
