Jesse

i fucking hate nerds. if you're a nerd, don't even think about talking to me. i'll kick your nerdy ass. i'll knock your lunch tray out of your hands, and then i'll hit you in the back of the head so your glasses fly off, then i'll step on your glasses. tomorrow, when you come back to school with your glasses taped up, i'll fucking step on them again. fuck nerds. this website is run by a bunch of fucking nerds. i know because if they weren't nerds they'd be out playing football with the guys. i wanted to move to boston cuz ct from real world is on boston and he's tough as fucking nails, but you know what i found out? fucking harvard's in boston! the place is overrun with fucking nerds just waiting to impress the girls i like with their wit and irony and quotes from books no one forced them to read. fuck nerds! i'm kinda like that tough guy from "grease" who's always making fun of nerds, only not because that movie is for nerds! but if i see a nerd on the street i'll kick his ass. if you're a nerd, don't come to my street, i'll fucking kick your ass. if you come to my video store to rent "revenge of the nerds", i'll kick your ass. if you rent "meatballs three" where that nerdy guy tries to hook up with the ghost of the porn star, i'll kick your ass. i fucking hate movies with nerds in them. fuck that movie "good will hunting". it's all about a tough guy from southie actually being a nerd, trying to say that deep down inside we all want to be nerds or something. fuck that! i'd rather be dead then be a nerd. and another thing, nerds are always saying nerdy shit to you like "one day you'll be serving me fries!" or "one day you'll be cleaning the toilets in my office at the company i'm the CEO of!" or "one day i'll have a hot wife like bill gates does!". fuck you nerds. fuck you and your "one day"s. there's only one day i care about, and that's today, the day when i kick your ass for being such a nerd. and fuck nerd bands, those nerdy ass bands that wear sweaters and polyester in the middle of august. i hate that shit. i wanna beat all those bands up. fuck weezer. bunch of fucking nerds in that band. they should all be shot. if i had a shotgun, i'd shoot weezer. and another thing, didn't you hate it in high school when some nerd always answered the question in algebra two after the teacher had called on you just to make you look like a retard? i fucking hate nerds that pull that kind of shit. or when you're taking a big physics midterm and the nerd next to you won't let you copy. you're like "psst, hey nerd, let me copy" and he's all "this isn't a group activity!" and does that thing, you know, where they put their fucking arm around their paper and hunch over like it's the third fucking grade or something. ooh, you better believe i want to kick a nerd's ass when he does something like that. nerds never talk shit to me because a) they know better and b) i don't have a fucking nerdy ham radio, because i think that's the only way those fucking nerds communicate with each other. and another thing, fuck nerds who try to impress the chearleaders i hang out with by helping them with their fucking french homework. just because you were a fruitcake and took french in highschool doesn't mean you can try to get your greasy, chess playing, nerdy hands on my girlfriend. i should kick your fucking ass for that shit. nerds only get girlfriends when they make them, like in the shitty movie "weird science". bunch of fucking nerds in that movie. it's like the story of every nerds life. they can't get a real girl so they have to make one. usually nerds just make one up. ever notice how when a nerd talks about his girlfriend, she always "goes to another school" or "lives far away"? it's like when that nerd in "the breakfast club" is talking about fucking the girl from niagra falls. you know she doesn't exist! and don't you hate it when nerds talk to other nerds about computers when you're sitting right next to them? hey nerd, if you ever invite me to one of your lan parties, i'm gonna kick your ass. in fact, you wouldn't even get that far, because i'd kick your ass anyways for even talking to me. no, scratch that; i'd kick your ass for even LOOKING at me. you better watch your back nerds, because i'm fucking sick of you. down with nerds, up with miniskirts.