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American by birth, Detractor by choice

The man who puts the 'ass' in 'asshole'...

About Me

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You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism


96%

Buddhism


88%

atheism


79%

agnosticism


75%

Paganism


63%

Judaism


42%

Islam


38%

Hinduism


33%

Christianity


17%
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My Interests

Spending time with my girlfriend/fiancee/wife/lover (Darcie), playing with my two kids (kitties) O.J. and Nicole, writing stories/comics, working out/body building, XBox, PS2, professional wrestling, reading books that don't suck (i.e. Survivor, American Psycho, comics), going to parties, getting the women all drunk as hell, making my wallet fatter, hanging out with my friends and playing VS.
You scored as Boobs. You are attracted to: boobs. You're a boob guy/gurl!

Boobs


83%

Abs/Stomach


67%

Face


58%

Butt


33%

Penis


0%
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You scored as One Intelectual Individual. You're a thinker. You see things from a very different prospective than the rest of the world, and probably find release and self-expression in music, painting, scalpting, or any other form of art. People see you as a deep person, full of knowledge that they don't understand. People are attracted to that, but there's a good chance you don't care.

One Intelectual Individual


100%

Earth-Child


75%

New Age Hippie


63%

Not a Hippie


63%

Original Hippie


38%

Pothead


25%
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I'd like to meet:

These people are listed in no particular order. Vince McMahon, Trent Reznor, Marilyn Manson, Garth Ennis, Chuck Palahniuk, Frank Miller, most of the models in Score and Voluptuous (especially Merilyn Sakova), Christopher Walken, Dennis Rodman, Alan Moore, Saul Williams, the guys from "Jackass," Larry Flynt, Dave Chappelle and lots of other cool people I can't think of off the top of my head.

Music:

Here goes nothing... NIN, COLD, Manson, AIC, Tool, APC, Avril, Disturbed, SOAD, Depeche Mode, Mad Season, HIM, Staind, Lenny Kravitz, Pumpkins, Filter, Henry Rollins, Slipknot, Crossfade, Pantera, Garbage, R. Kelly, 30 Seconds to Mars, MCR, Tori Amos, Luda, DMX, 50, Type O-, 3 Days Grace, Dre, Todd Rundgren, Snoop, Lionel Richie, Nate Dogg, Jeff Buckley, Stabbing Westward, Dope, Pac, Trapt, Jay-Z, Pearl Jam, Eminem, Dust Brothers, Duncan Shiek, Saul Williams, Prince, The Cure, Tears for Fears, Stevie Wonder... Fuck, I can't think of any more! If you know of any others, please let me know.

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Books:

I'm going to separate my favorites into books, plays and comics. Let's begin. *Books* - I am Legend by Richard Matheson (the scariest & best fucking book around!), anything by Chuck Palahniuk, Making the Game: Triple H's Approach to a Better Body, most of E.A. Poe's shit, the Satanic Bible, It's Good to be the King... Sometimes by Jerry "the King" Lawler, Black Like Me, Beowulf, Fahrenheit 451, The Stone Cold Truth by Steve Austin, The Exorcist, Don't Stand too Close to a Naked Man by Tim Allen, the Harry Pothead... er... Potter series, Long Hard Road Out of Hell by Marilyn Manson, Planet of the Apes (Honestly the second scariest fucking book I've read), Six Feet Under: Better Living Through Death, Walk on the Wild Side by Dennis Rodman, Sinbad's Guide to Life, Vampire Book: The Encyclopedia of the Undead, 1984, Batman: The Ultimate Evil, Lord of the Flies, Animal Farm, The Inhuman Condition by Clive Barker, American Psycho, Bridges of Madison County, Dracula, Frankenstein, the Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark series, and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.*Plays* - Petrified Forest, Hair, Cabaret, Sonny DeRee's Life Flashes Before His Eyes (props go to Alex, Crystal, Jamie and Darcie for helping me with that show!), "Master Harold"... And the Boys, Six Characters in Search of an Author, The Foreigner, You Can't Take It with You, Othello, Macbeth, Hamlet, Titus Andronicus, The Rocky Horror Show, Thyestes, Phaedra, Oedipus, Lone Star, Laundry and Bourbon, The Effects of Gamma Rays on Man-in-the-Moon Marigolds, A Lie of the Mind, A Stye in the Eye, "The Goat, or Who is Sylvia?", Baby with the Bathwater, Little Shop of Horrors, "I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change", Grease, Anton in Show Business, Medea, Julius Caesar, Antigone, Lend Me a Tenor, When you Comin' Back Red Ryder?, Flyboy, Degas C'est Moi, Twilight/Lucky Stars, Barefoot in the Park, Metamorphoses, Victims of Duty, Indian Wants the Bronx, Arsenic and Old Lace, The Eight: Reindeer Monologues, Fences, Les Miserables, Psycho Beach Party, Graceland, Pounding Nails in the Floor with My Forehead, Rent, Wait Until Dark, Vagina Monolgues (when it's done right), Hello, Dolly!, Will Rogers Follies, Chicago, The Shadow Box, Answers, Voices 2000, Into the Woods, A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum, Tartuffe, Cyrano de Bergerac, Art, A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Wedding, School for Scandal, Galileo, As Bees in Honey Drown*Comics* - The entire series of "Preacher", Dark Knight Returns, A History of Violence, Batman: A Death in the Family, The Watchmen, Death of Superman, Kingdom Come, Sin City, "The Punisher: Welcome Back, Frank", X-Men: Days of Future Past, Batman: Kightfall, The Flash: Ignition, Batman vs Predator 1 & 2, 100 Bullets, Batman: The Killing Joke, X-Men: Age of Apocalypse, Batman: War on Crime, The Crow, JLA: Tower of Babel, Batman: Sword of Azrael, Superman: Speeding Bullets, The Joker: Devil's Advocate, Batman: Year One, V for Vendetta, Batman: Hush.

Heroes:

Your results:
You are Batman Batman 90% Hulk 80% Supergirl 75% Catwoman 75% Iron Man 75% Wonder Woman 70% The Flash 65% Superman 60% Spider-Man 50% Green Lantern 50% Robin 48% You are dark, love gadgets
and have vowed to help the innocent
not suffer the pain you have endured.
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You scored as Dracula. You are the smooth sexy cool Dracula. Patient and lustful. If you were any cooler youd be ice. Great style with a way of seducing those around you. And three brides who wouldn't want to be him.

Dracula


83%

Blade


83%

Marius


75%

Armand


67%

Lestat


67%

Deacon Frost


67%

Akasha


50%

Louis


42%

Angel


33%

Spike


33%
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You scored as Batman, the Dark Knight. As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause.

Batman, the Dark Knight


83%

James Bond, Agent 007


63%

Maximus


63%

Neo, the "One"


58%

Captain Jack Sparrow


58%

Indiana Jones


54%

Lara Croft


54%

The Terminator


54%

El Zorro


46%

William Wallace


42%

The Amazing Spider-Man


38%
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My Blog

Curiosity Killed My Interest

As an artist of sorts, I need to communicate my ideas to those I wish to work with as well as the audience I would like to reach.  One of the tools I use when I'm here at the NET Lab (or if my se...
Posted by American by birth, Detractor by choice on Sun, 20 May 2007 02:25:00 PST

Robots in Disguise

If you're thinking this has anything to do with the Transformers movie, I hate to disappoint.  I was more into He-Man and Thundercats than the ongoing battle between Autobots and Decepticons.&nbs...
Posted by American by birth, Detractor by choice on Sat, 19 May 2007 04:31:00 PST

Does that make me a Vampire?

"I wanna know everything/I wanna be everywhere/I wanna fuck everyone in the world/I wanna do something that matters!" -Trent Reznor from "I Do Not Want This" This morning, I got up and faced the day w...
Posted by American by birth, Detractor by choice on Sun, 06 May 2007 10:39:00 PST

...And this is WHY TV is ONLY good for the Weather!

As I was eating my standard bowl of oatmeal before going to the fitness center, I caught Robin Roberts on GMA recounting what reporters refer to as a "story" of a picture of a mourning child accepting...
Posted by American by birth, Detractor by choice on Fri, 04 May 2007 08:48:00 PST

I Couldn't Help It...

I just got a friend request along with a message from some neo-christian-holy-roller organization this morning.  Whatever.  They probably saw that I had all of these hip things involving Nin...
Posted by American by birth, Detractor by choice on Wed, 02 May 2007 07:02:00 PST

Masters of the Universe... Redux

I'd forgotten about this blog business, so please bear with me.  I almost put this in the goals/dreams/hopes category because this is a fantasy cast for a movie based on my favorite toys while gr...
Posted by American by birth, Detractor by choice on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 05:56:00 PST

Wii Have a Lawsuit

Just check out www.wiihaveaproblem.com and you can put two and two together.  Personally, I never would've thought I'd get a blood blister from playing a damn video game.  Well, that time&nb...
Posted by American by birth, Detractor by choice on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 01:54:00 PST

Like You'd Care

This is kinda shitty for me to do as my first blog entry in the whole time I've been on here.  Anyway, I'm just letting my REAL friends know that I've got too many of you.  Damn, never thoug...
Posted by American by birth, Detractor by choice on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 07:37:00 PST