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JEFFINER!!!

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I DONT THINK I CAN NAME THEM ALL BUT I WILL GIVE YOU A FEW... HANGING OUT AT HOME FOR SURE LISTENING TO MUSIC I LOVE TO BE HERE ON MYSPACE...I LOVE YOU FRIENDS! GARDENING THERE THAT IS SOME!!

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: JEN
Birthday: I'M OLD ENOUGH
Birthplace: SHIT SLINGIN' TEXAS
Current Location: HERE WITH ALL THESE SHIT SLINGIN' PEOPLE
Eye Color: HAZEL...WHY DOES IT TURN YOU ON?
Hair Color: DEPENDS..ON WHATS ON SALE....LOL
Height: 5'4...WAIT AND A HALF
Right Handed or Left Handed: DEPENDS ON THE POSTION!!
The Shoes You Wore Today: FLIP FLOPS
Your Weakness: CIGARETTES AND SODAS
Your Fears: CROOKED BALLS
Your Perfect Pizza: IN MY MOUTH
Your Most Overused Phrase On an IM: ........
Thoughts First Waking Up: I NEED A CIGARETTE
Your Best Physical Feature: DIMPLES...AND NOT THE ONES ON MY ASS
Your Bedtime: WHEN I GET OFF THIS DAMN COMPUTER
Your Most Missed Memory: UMMMM?
Pepsi or Coke: BOTH
MacDonalds or Burger King: NIETHER
Single or Group Dates: GROUP DATES...A LOAD OF FUN!!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: BOTH...ITS CAFFINE
Chocolate or Vanilla: VANILLA
Cappuccino or Coffee: BOTH
Do you Smoke: YUP YUP
Do you Swear: FUCKIN' A RIGHT
Do you Sing: ON THE SHITTER
Do you Shower Daily: I FUCKIN' HOPE SO
Have you Been in Love: NOT THAT I WANTED TO BE
Do you want to go to College: I AM NOT THAT SMART
Do you want to get Married: HEY YOU DO STUPID THINGS WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK
Do you belive in yourself: HELL I DONT KNOW...YOU TELL ME
Do you get Motion Sickness: AFTER THE UPS & DOWNS....LOL
Do you think you are Attractive: IN MY FUCKED UP WORLD I AM
Are you a Health Freak: IF YOU READ EARLIER YOU WOULD KNOW
Do you get along with your Parents: YEAH YEAH
Do you like Thunderstorms: SURE WHY NOT
Do you play an Instrument: I LIKE TO TOOT THE HORN EVERY NOW AND THEN
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: HELL NO...THIS IS ALL NATURAL!!
In the past month have you Smoked: DUUUUUHHHHH!!!!!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: DOES VALIUM COUNT?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: NO...MY "OTHER" IS NOT WORTH TALKING TO
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: HELL NO...WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE A DITZ WITH A CREDIT CARDS?
Have you ever eaten a box of Oreos: I AM MARRIED TO AN OREO...DO YOU GET IT?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: NO THANKS...I AM STRICTLY DICKLY
In the past month have you been on Stage: WHAT THE FUCK?
In the past month have you been Dumped: NO...HAVE YOU?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: YEAH... IN THE SHOWER
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: ONLY X-MAS TIME....LOL
Ever been Drunk: I WAS CONCIEVED DRUNK
Ever been called a Tease: A COCK TEASE?
Ever been Beaten up: NOPE....YOU WANT A COUPLE OF ROUNDS?
Ever Shoplifted: DAMN IT! I SAID DURING X-MAS!!!!!!!
How do you want to Die: HOPEFULLY NOT ON LINE!!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I WANNA BE LIKE MIKE!
What country would you most like to Visit: SHIT...NONE, I DONT MY PLAN TO HIT ANY BUILDINGS!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: NONE AS LONG AS THEY HAVE EYES
Favourite Hair Color: HAIR....OPTIONAL
Short or Long Hair: I SAID HAIR OPTIONAL
Height: TALLLER THAN AN OOMPA LOOMPA
Weight: A BUCK 60 AND UNDER
Best Clothing Style: PLEASE NO WIFE BEATERS!!
Number of Drugs I have taken: ALL IN ONE DAY?
Number of CDs I own: NONE I BURN OFF THE INTERNET
Number of Piercings: WHAT THE FUCK DO I LOOK LIKE? A HUMAN PIN CUSHION
Number of Tattoos: I HATE NEEDLES
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I STILL TRYING TO FORGET

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Music:


Christian Glitter by www.christianglitter.com

Movies:

I LOVE ALL KINDS OF MOVIES.HERE ARE A FEW I CAN THINK OF... BEACHES, BREAKFAST CLUB, PRETTY IN PINK, SIXTEEN CANDLES, GREASE, ALL 3 SCREAMS, UPTOWN GIRLS, CENTER STAGE,YEAH YEAH I LOVE CHIC FLIX, THAT'S ME! BUT I DO LOVE SCAREY MOVIES TOO. IF YOU KNOW OF A GOOD SCAREY MOVIE THAT WIL GIVE ME NIGHTMARES FOR A WEEK LET ME KNOW...MAYBE I WILL WATCH THEM WITH YA!

Television:

I SO000 LOVE THE GOLDEN GIRLS,YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS FAN HERE! DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER GOLDEN GIRLS...LOL SEINFELD FRAISER JACKASS WILL AND GRACE MIND OF MENCIA AND GOLDEN GIRLS OK SO I LOVE THE GOLDEN GIRLS....BITE ME!!

Books:

A CHILD CALLED "IT"...PARTS 1-2 AND 3

Heroes:

WELL MOST OF ALL GOD....THEN MY PARENTS BECAUSE THEY HAD THE BALLS TO RAISE ME AFTER THE SHI* I GAVE THEM AND I NEED TO PAT MYSELF ON THE BACK BECAUSE AFTER 16 YEARS I STOOD UP TO SOMEONE THAT GAVE ME HELL!! WOO-HOO!

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Posted by JEFFINER!!! on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 10:31:00 PST