My name comprises of five consonants and two vowels.If you ever visit, the chances of you leaving without borrowing a book or two is slim to none.For most people I am probably the closest they will ever come to meeting a celebrity.Speaking of celebrities... I met cliff from Cheers once, he was an asshole.I am the most confident and depressed realist that still believes in people.People suck... as a general rule of thumb.I can fall asleep the second my face hits the pillow.And wake up just as easy.
I can be witty half the time and bullheaded the other three fourths, which proves I've never been any good at Math.Spiders scare me,Dying scares me more.Brunettes are my weakness,But they break hearts twice as hard.I hate stretching to reach tollbooth collectors.I wonder if they hate smelling arm pits all day.I still have notes from middle school....You can come over and read them sometime.I have an issue with people who spell the word "weird" wrong. Why does everyone spell it: wierd? is it because that stupid I before E rule? If so... that's retarded.I write songs, stories, poems, guitar and pianoI can skateboard, snowboard, throw darts and drink beer...Hacky sack, hop scotch and work on cars.I love to write, read, watch movies and complain about other people who don't.My standards may never be met.I'm pretty sure I've broken all my fingers.Let's go fishing and eat sour candies...Isn't it funny how pop and soda both taste the same?Pittsburgh is home.
I also play in a band named Fiver with some pretty awesome guys. Check it! www.myspace.com/fiver
