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lala sloatman

say somthin funny, funnyman

About Me

I have a grandiose sense of self-importance, meaning- I exaggerate achievements and talents, I expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements. I am preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love. I believe that I am "special" and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions) or circiut speakers preferably sponcored by Clancy. I require excessive admiration. I have a sense of entitlement, i.e., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with my expectations. I lack empathy: I am unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others. Stuff like that.

My Interests

iphones, music, humor, taste, my family, work.

I'd like to meet:

Honest funny people who lie and lack a sense of humor

Music:

real music for the most part. If it moves me i dont care who it is anymore.

Movies:

sad ones, funny ones, obscure ones, documentive ones.

Television:

bad t.v. sucks me right in i buy the ticket everytime.

Books:

thats personal

Heroes:

people who have command of the english language and can spell! bill hicks, ann demeulemeester, dries van noten.