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Ryan

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm the coolest damn person you'll ever meet. I've got soul, and I'm superbad. I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts. I am an opera singer. Je suis un ananas. I am, I am, I am Superman. I am a rock, I am an island. I am the very model of a modern Major General. I am Mighty. At least that what my mommy tells people. Word.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

the guy who wrote the song that made my baby fall in love with me ... Who put the Bomp in the Bomp-Bomp-Bomp-Bomp-Bomp? I just got to meet both Penn and Teller (and even got to hear him talk!!) so I guess it can't get too much better than that. Although Jason Lee seems like he'd be pretty cool to meet, too.

My Blog

Happy Halloween!

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Posted by on Fri, 31 Oct 2008 17:55:00 GMT

Fun with Google Maps

Google Earth Hacks  (famous places and homes)Strangest sights in Google Earth  Aussie Dude Passed Out, House on Fire Batman squadron art  15 Street View sightings Marriage Pro...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 21:04:00 GMT

Hilarious

I saw this in the paper today and thought it was funny.  Probably no one else will though unless you're, like, 11 or so. This ain't photoshopped (well, at least not by me, anyways; I'm like the o...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 15:15:00 GMT

AAARGH! REAL MONSTERS!!!

Soooooooooooooooo creepy ... Some of these are kinda disgusting, just FYI. Okay, this one doesn't have sound, so here's what's happening ... a worm parasite casues a cricket to jump...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 14:31:00 GMT

Orioles Magic! Feel It Happen!

Most of you have probably seen this already, but if you haven't, then here it is.
Posted by on Thu, 15 May 2008 15:34:00 GMT

An Open Letter to Rep. Monique Davis (D - Illinois)

Just to get it out of the way: Kevin, I actually sent this to her, I’m just posting it here so others can read it if they want to.For everyone else, this blog contains those 2 greatest party kil...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:41:00 GMT

To All You Mac Snobs Out There

You know who you are ... you smug art-fag bastards running around telling anyone who’ll listen (and even those who won’t, for that matter) about how superior your overpriced, underperformi...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:08:00 GMT

*sigh* The good ol days

Can any of you remember a time when this article was just funny, and not really a sign of things to come?  Literally, every point that they touch upon has happened over the course of the last 7 y...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:32:00 GMT

An open letter to Jean Marbella

An open letter to Jean Marbella, journalist for the Baltimore Sun:Baltimore, as a city, is rife with seemingly impossible-to-overcome problems, including, but certainly not limited to, the disgusting ...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 14:06:00 GMT

I'll out-bop them all!


Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 13:48:00 GMT