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About Me

Hello there. My name is Thomas, but my friends call me Maverick. Too bad I don't have any friends. I'm a teacher, but I'm usually the biggest kid in the room. I'm really not into all this profile stuff. I think it's cheesier than a four pound taco. I'm only writing it because I'm supposed to be doing something else, and I have a black belt in procrastination. I have a white one in sarcasm, but I can't wear it since it's after Labor Day. Somebody be my friend.JawaShoot

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:



Harrison Ford, James Hetfield, Scott Ian, Rob Zombie, Dave Grohl, Jason Newstead, Max and Igor Cavalera, CRISTINA SCABBIA (again), Flea, Lemmy, Robert Trujillo, Jack Black, Zakk Wylde, Charlie Benante, Phil Anselmo, Quentin Tarantino, Lucy Liu, Asia Argento, Misty Mundae, Bruce Campbell, Elvira, Joe Bob Briggs, Robert Rodriguez, Salma Hayek, Tom Savini, George Romero, Eli Roth, Johnny Depp, Traci Lords, Jason Mewes, Jessica Biel, Alyssa Milano, Christopher Walken, Barry Sanders, Christopher Lee, Sho Kosugi, Ron Jeremy, Hugh Hefner (and friends), Trey Parker, Matt Stone. Pretty much a wide variety, and I could probably think of tons more if I weren't so lazy.

My Blog

house cleaning

As some of my friends already know, my family is about to move from South Carolina and into my house.  After eleven years of solo living, I am mere weeks away from a six-person household.  O...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 18:01:00 GMT

seems a little simplistic, but...

Take note: Why fans of heavy metal and classical music have a lot in common Last updated at 02:50am on ...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 00:39:00 GMT

Will somebody please teach Michael Phelps some words?

Dear Michael,What you've done is pretty freakin' amazing and I've watched every one of your races.  I know more personal facts and information about you now than any other guy on the planet who d...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 05:14:00 GMT

god I hate the new Batman movie

Worst credits ever!  Name after name tauntingly scrolled by as my bladder  spoke to me in tongues trying to warn me of the impending disaster.  With a flood brewing, I stood firm. But w...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 16:16:00 GMT

Fat Boys Unite!

So I just went to this show in Charlotte by The Ocean, Kylesa, Lair of the Minotaur, and Withered.  Good show, but, once again, I faced off with my nefarious arch enemy--my waistline.&n...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 18:58:00 GMT

Social Cocoon

Social Cocoon   Butterflies flutter and float all about Yet I still languish and cannot get out I long for the day when I will fly high Unfold my wings and reach for the sky   Why must this ...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 15:30:00 GMT

KMFDM

Went to see KMFDM last night.  They weren't quite as good as the last time that I saw them, but it was still a kick ass show.  Hellspawn opened, and I liked them.  Bought their cd, and...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 19:57:00 GMT

Soulfly concert

So, I went to see Soulfly and Full Blown Chaos this past Sunday.  It was my fifth time seeing Soulfly and my fourth time for Full Blown Chaos.  Incite and Scars of Tomorrow opened.  I h...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 17:28:00 GMT

Rob Zombie and Godsmack show

Well, I finally came to my senses.  I was on my way down to see Rob Zombie, Godsmack, and Shinedown in Charlotte even though it was rainy.  Two different people tried to tell me how stupid I...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 14:58:00 GMT