Bradley

Why?!?!

picture this: im ass naked lying in the middle of the floor, with a joint listening to pink floyd with my guitar across my chest. When all of a sudden my mommy walks in so.... yeah im "ground...
Posted by Bradley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sex God?

People ask me alot why im always in a good mood I tell them that im either... A.) Baked out of my skull or B.) Im a God at sex That's right, Bradley J. Kanter is a god at sex, in my que...
Posted by Bradley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Converting

I decided that I'm converting to Gayism Thats right, ive decided to become a fag? Why? B/c in my 18 years of existance, women have shitted on me. Nice Guys finish last. But this nice guy is go...
Posted by Bradley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Conversation with a drunk Highland Park chick

Prolouge: so one of the drunk ones comes cralling up to me and says. "uh...brad...can you like go watch my friend cuz im really concered and...(insert drunk rambling)... please can you go watch her?"...
Posted by Bradley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Drunk

So last night after a long ass fuckin day of work, I went over to J's house and got pretty trashed. A glass of Scotch, couple shots of Capt Morgan and some gross ass Italian liquor. I stumbled back...
Posted by Bradley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dilmea

So, Ive been doing this chick, and i recently found out that she still has the same boyfirend that she told me that she broke up with. Also found out she's a habitual liar. Im still gonna bang her. ...
Posted by Bradley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

MY HAIR IS GONE

HOLY SHIT! I CUT MY HAIR!
Posted by Bradley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Almost There

Winter Break! you know what that means? It means i have only 5 more months till im free of this sespool, Plano. And it means ill be getting shitty quite often, and my buddy Nick is coming down for ...
Posted by Bradley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fuck Sobriety

I can't take this no smoking shit anymore, fuck my mom, im not addicted, even if i am, who fuckin cares. My college essays have gone to shit, cuz i havnt been taking my creative syrum (Poking Smot). ...
Posted by Bradley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Shrooming weekend

So, here we go... I bought a quarter of some gold cap shrooms this weekend for me and mike. We had it all planned out, shroom when we get home leave the house to walk around at around 1 AM and then ...
Posted by Bradley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST