Why?!?! |
picture this:
im ass naked lying in the middle of the floor, with a joint listening to pink floyd with my guitar across my chest. When all of a sudden my mommy walks in
so.... yeah im "ground...
Posted by Bradley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Sex God? |
People ask me alot why im always in a good mood
I tell them that im either...
A.) Baked out of my skull
or
B.) Im a God at sex
That's right, Bradley J. Kanter is a god at sex,
in my que...
Posted by Bradley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Converting |
I decided that I'm converting to Gayism
Thats right, ive decided to become a fag?
Why? B/c in my 18 years of existance, women have shitted on me. Nice Guys finish last. But this nice guy is go...
Posted by Bradley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Conversation with a drunk Highland Park chick |
Prolouge:
so one of the drunk ones comes cralling up to me and says. "uh...brad...can you like go watch my friend cuz im really concered and...(insert drunk rambling)... please can you go watch her?"...
Posted by Bradley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Drunk |
So last night after a long ass fuckin day of work, I went over to J's house and got pretty trashed. A glass of Scotch, couple shots of Capt Morgan and some gross ass Italian liquor. I stumbled back...
Posted by Bradley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Dilmea |
So, Ive been doing this chick, and i recently found out that she still has the same boyfirend that she told me that she broke up with. Also found out she's a habitual liar. Im still gonna bang her. ...
Posted by Bradley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
MY HAIR IS GONE |
HOLY SHIT! I CUT MY HAIR!
Posted by Bradley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Almost There |
Winter Break! you know what that means? It means i have only 5 more months till im free of this sespool, Plano. And it means ill be getting shitty quite often, and my buddy Nick is coming down for ...
Posted by Bradley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Fuck Sobriety |
I can't take this no smoking shit anymore, fuck my mom, im not addicted, even if i am, who fuckin cares. My college essays have gone to shit, cuz i havnt been taking my creative syrum (Poking Smot). ...
Posted by Bradley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Shrooming weekend |
So, here we go...
I bought a quarter of some gold cap shrooms this weekend for me and mike. We had it all planned out, shroom when we get home leave the house to walk around at around 1 AM and then ...
Posted by Bradley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
