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New Wills on the Mark

So totally radically tubularly awesome to the maxxx, it's Reaganomics!

About Me

I have two first names. Like Ricky Bobby.
Your daughter has a poster of me on the ceiling, waiting for the paste to give out.
I can't wait to be on a VH1 Reality Show in 10 years!
(I slowly tackle all awesome phases of music with my profiles)

My Interests

Bulletin Surveys, Random Profile Changes, Martial arts, cars, motorsports, ignorant hip hop trends, and a bunch of other random shit.

I'd like to meet:

Jpop and Kpop star BoA, for reproductive, matrimonial, and financial reasons.
She gives me an Everlasting feeling...in my pants.
And these chicks...dedicated to Emily of the Assassins

Music:

I'll be the first one to admit I have bad taste. But I don't like half the shit many people listen to anyway. Therefore, they have bad taste as well.

Movies:

This changes often. I'm a movie swinger.

Television:

Comedy is my favorite

Books:

Reading for leasure?

Heroes:

Terry Tate, Bolo, Rocky, Keiichi Tsuchiya, Kazushi Sakuraba, Rampage!

My Blog

Blog about smoking patch

Hello all 1 faithful William G. Mark fan, Usually I only repost bulletin surveys because I'm guaranteed by the Almighty himself that you want to know what my favorite color is, what underwear I am wea...
Posted by New Wills on the Mark on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 09:25:00 PST

William Mark Daily Thought Series

04/09/2007 thought: There are two basic techniques that should be used when digging for nasal gold.  The painful smash and pull, which is due to the nose's lack of elasticity, and the surgically ...
Posted by New Wills on the Mark on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 05:56:00 PST

Thanks for a great birthday

I'm gonna switch gears for a moment and write something sincere.  Then write my usual randomness at the end so I don't appear too Emo. I'd like to thank all my friends, family, and coworkers for ...
Posted by New Wills on the Mark on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 01:03:00 PST

For Sale...time to sell my ride

1997 Aegis Gundam, $20 Billion oboReply to: [email protected] Date: 2006-05-26, 1:02AM CDTIt was fun while I had it, but I'm getting older and it's time to move on, sell my ride, and ge...
Posted by New Wills on the Mark on Fri, 26 May 2006 11:47:00 PST

20 years of schooling comes to an end

After noon tomorrow (assuming all goes well with finals) I will be graduating UIC, thus ending my education.  I've been in school since I was three.All I can say is it's about fucken time!If anyo...
Posted by New Wills on the Mark on Wed, 03 May 2006 11:23:00 PST

WOMEN WOMEN WOMEN!

It's 614am, do you know where your Will Rant is? That's right, coming off another doubleshift, gotta wait 15 minutes before punching out. And for those loyal readers, what happens on late late shifts...
Posted by New Wills on the Mark on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 04:38:00 PST

My personality? Maybe....

I was bored and decided to take some personality tests.   Here's how they came out... "William, you're an Observer! This means you're one of the more kind-hearted people around. You are un...
Posted by New Wills on the Mark on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 07:28:00 PST

Learning is fun!

All my years attending the best schools from grade school to high school, and a mediocre university, i've found out how education is fundamental when it comes to drinking So here's how i draw the...
Posted by New Wills on the Mark on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Theory of Asia

Nothing really motivated me to compose this, just boredom and thinking really. Here's what happens when one gets left alone with thoughts. For those who don't know already, sometimes I come off ...
Posted by New Wills on the Mark on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST