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Obi

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

About Me

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The Basics
Full Name Obi Felix Mark Mgbemere
You like it? I Guess so, named afta my grandad
Birthdate 5th October 1986
Height/Weight 6ft 13 stone
Eye Color dark brown and light brown in the summer...weird
Hair Color Black
Can you...
Drive? not yet
Drive a manual? i said not yet!
Touch your nose with your tongue? nope
Cook? kinda
Dance? Oh yes! like a 90's pop boy band reject that had one hit that get's played at children's parties.
Sing? ha! are you havin a laugh?
Sew? noooo
Speak another language? noooo
Have you ever...
Eaten sushi? Yup
Been in love? Nope
Skipped school? Nope
Made prank calls? Oh yes, me n Katie Dalton made up an a character called sanchez, a mexican bar keep, who's runaway from home because he's parents couldn't deal with his sexual orientation
Done illegal drugs? smoke weed twice...
Stolen something worth more than ? a gobstopper that fell on the floor in a corner shop...
Flashed someone? hahaha yes! on holiday! willy arse everything! woop!
Been drunk? what a stupid question!
Eaten squid? yep..yummmy
Been to New York City? no, goin next year
Been to London? i live in London! El Stupidos!
Favorite
Drink vodka slush puppie!!! best invention ever!
Soda Cream
Food Pasta
Restaurant Aroma
Color Blue
Artist That bloke that graffit's shit on walls....forgot the cunts name!
Album Fall Out Boy - Infinity on High
Website Youtube
The Last
Person to hit you My bruva
Person you wanted to hit my bruva
Person you hugged Tilly
Person you kissed kissed tilly on the cheek, on the lips Joe at the moon! lol!
Person you wanted to kiss you awww i cant say that....cheeky!
Country you've been in Cyprus
Car you've driven i don't drive but i move my mums car coz she cant park to save her life!
Law you've broken hahaha drunken and disordely outside side a public area
Thing you ate cheese on toast!
Thing you drank Apple juice
Thing you said Fuck sake! you fuckin shit cunt Laptop! (it keeps crashin)
Book you read Death Note
Show you watched 24! (immense)
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My Interests

i have an awful lot of interests, i like all sports really, apart from golf! (booooring) erm footy is my fave, bin playin it for over 10 years! i like tennis, swimming and martial arts. i've bin doin martial arts since i was a wee lad and havent stopped since, i not a violent person just like the idea of protecting myself and the people around me, i think that was a good excuse. i train alot to keep myself fit, don't want to be a flabby old man when i grow up! i also like dancin! lol i wud fink that i'm not that bad of a dancer, because i copy what i see on the telly, and i have had alot of practice in eros (nighclub)...my second home! dancing to the 80's is so much easier, i dance like no one is wochin and my dancing is infectious aswell, people around me start copyin me, it's well fun! i also watch alot of t.v and films, not gna go into that coz i'll waffle forever!

I'd like to meet:

i'd like to meet a few people, first would be the people that write the jokes for the Simpsons and Futurama, it must be hell of a lot of fun to have a drink with them. i'd like to meet my idol jackie chan! he's a LEDGE! i would spend the day with him hoppin rooftops! lol! erm i would like to meet muhammed ali aswell, he is the greatest of all time, would be fun sparring with him, if he were alot younger, if i did now i would get done for GBH, i would like to meet jimmi hendrix, bob marely, without these people we wouldn't av had alot of the music floating around now. and my final request would be bruce lee, would be a dream of mine to have one lesson with him, erm dats it lol! would also Like for Glenn Quagmire to be my wingman, he would be the greatest best m8 ever!

Music:

I'm into anything really, rock, hip hop (mostly old skool), indie, dance, funky house, hits of the 80's, rnb, funk, bastardpop.my fave bands and artists that i listen to would be: hoobastank, my chemical romance, the fretellis, 3 doors down, kaiser chiefs, hed kandi, missy elliot, eminem, the killers, the go team, ok go, aaliyah, james blunt, kanye west, john legend, the beatles, michael jackson, jimmi hendrix, bob marley, fort minor, linkin park, franz ferdinand, razorlight, damien rice, fugees, greenday immortal technique, maroon 5, n.e.r.d, poj masta, red hot chili peppers, snoop dogg, dr dre, the mitchell brothers, kano, the streets, usher. that's about itmy fave song of all time is eagle eyed cherry - save tonight, it has so many memories!

Movies:

ah lol! i love movies i'm just gona give ya my favourites:the matrix and reloaded, lord of the rings trilogy, all the star wars films! scarfce, enter the dragon, not another teen movie, shaolin soccer, kung fu hustle, akira, ninja scroll, shrek 1 2, toy story 1 2, aladdin, hercules, lion king! lovin the disney films lol! erm police story 1-4 , drunken master, napoleon dynamite (gawwwd) i've probably missed a bunch but that sums em up!

Television:

ok i watch quite a bit of telly so here goes:my wife and kids, one on one, dragonball, will and grace, friends, joey, naruto, bleach, shameless, desperate housewives, lost, malcolm in the middle, justice league, scrubs, family guy, american dad, the chappelle show, drawn together, smallville, tried to watch the o.c cnt get into it, maybe coz i tried to watch it half way through season 2! simpsons, futurama, the parkers, i think that's about it!below is a video of my fave tv show, i did it bout 2 yrs ago! lol.. width=

Books:

i stopped readin wen i was like 10 lol!only books i've read were harry potter 1-3 n a teeny weeny bit of 4, lord of the rings! that took up most of my life, the book was soooooooo long! the merchant of venice! lol the lessons i had of english reading this book was jokes! and across the nightingale floor there done!

Heroes:

aww man i just mentioned my heroes before! ok:bruce lee jackie chan my dad and mum (puttin up wid a lil bugger like me) muhammed ali scarface lol the people that made simpsonsthat's it! for now

My Blog

hades is the man!

You scored as Hades. You are Hades - god of the Underworld and ruler of the dead...  Now I can't make you a god, but I can make you immortal Click here Hades100%Apollo70%Dionysos60%Hephaistos60%...
Posted by Obi on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 02:10:00 PST

heart of blue

You scored as Blue. Your heart is blue. You are a very calm and relaxed person. You are very caring and like helping others. You're grateful for what you have in life, even if it's not perfect. Peopl...
Posted by Obi on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 11:24:00 PST

haha i'm pan!

You scored as Peter Pan. Your alter ego is Peter Pan. You are a child at heart. Anything you believe is possible, and you never want to grow up. Peter Pan100%Donald Duck63%Goofy63%Cinderella50%Pinocc...
Posted by Obi on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 11:09:00 PST

i knew i was!

You scored as Fun. Your fun fun fun! Please rate my quiz!Fun94%Immature81%Outgoing63%Nice63%Shy63%mean19%Dramati c0%what kind of person are you? (shy,outgoing,fun,mean,immature,dramatic or nice?)creat...
Posted by Obi on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 11:05:00 PST

Haha Boone

table border='0' cellpadding='5' cellspacing='0' width='600'> You scored as Boone. You're Boone!Boone75%Charlie75%Claire63%Locke63%Michael63%Kate56%Sa yid50%Shannon50%Jin44%Hurley44%Sawyer38%Jack38%Sun...
Posted by Obi on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 10:59:00 PST

What My Eyes Say

You scored as Eyes full of Pain. People tend to overlook you, which makes you feel less worthy of their attentions. You sometimes wish you could just disapear from the world around you. You have been...
Posted by Obi on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 10:53:00 PST

My Type Of Hero

You scored as Indiana Jones. Indiana Jones is an archaeologist/adventurer with an unquenchable love for danger and excitement. He travels the globe in search of historical relics. He loves travel, ex...
Posted by Obi on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 10:50:00 PST

Death By Bomb?

You scored as Bomb. Your death will be by bombing. You will probably be an innocent bystander, not doing anything wrong and not a person who was targeted at, just in the wrong place at the wrong time...
Posted by Obi on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 10:30:00 PST

Trendy?

table border='0' cellpadding='5' cellspacing='0' width='600'>.. You scored as Trendy. Your A TrendyTrendy60%Prepy45%Skater35%Rocker, Mosher30%Emo30%Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev25%Goth5%What Group ...
Posted by Obi on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 10:24:00 PST

Jock?

You scored as Jock. You are the ruler of the school, so to say.  You have girls swooning over your muscles and your skilled in most areas of the sports arena.  You know how to play a mea...
Posted by Obi on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 09:46:00 PST