Ooo Look, A Waterfountain!!!

Life challenged me from the day I was born. I was born with a congenital birth defect. Hyper-teleorism with a mid-face cleft. In laymens terms my right nostril was open and my forehead incomplete allowing my brain to push out. As a result my head was also wider than normal and my eyes never learned to work together properly. To this day both work well but never together unless I concentrate. Most ball sports are out as I have no depth perception. Today when new people meet me most think I have been in a car wreck or bad fight. The plastic surgeons did a incredible job of reshaping my face into a normal looking way. I had five surgeries over my first 15 1/2 years with the last two done in Boston, MA. and I'm proud to say I'm all me meaning no plates or screws remain in me. As a result of all that I had a rough time as a kid from time to time. I ended up with a lot of true life long friends along the way that I always knew had my back if I needed it. When I make a friend I make that friend forever! Of course life puts us on different paths and people lose contact but if someone comes back into my picture down the road I welcome them back with open arms. As a person I'm the true Cancer. While I don't believe in day to day astrology its pegged me as a person. I listen well and usually let people vent their whoas on me. I can be moody and have a firery temper when provoked. I have some charm and know how to use my puppy dog eyes. I've often been refered to as a big teddy bear. I tend to live in the past and wonder how I got someplace from ten years ago or more. This leads me to being busy making memories today so I can ponder them in the future. Its probably why I like to camp, travel, hike, and take pictures so much. I live to be in, around, or near water! My favorite sport is hydroplane racing and I've been called a fish out of water as long as I can remember. These days I'm a busy married father of two boys who are as goofy as me. In the end my friends and family will tell you I'm funny with a dry wit, tenacious when I set my mind to something, and wise beyond my years. I'm still trying to figure out how to use that wisdom for myself! LOL!!!  I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

What's your favorite....
Name: Dan
Beverage (alc) ? Jack Daniels
Color ? Blue
Food ? Italian
Item of clothing ? T-Shirt
Meal of the day ? Dinner
Feature on yourself ? Legs
Quality in a guy/girl ? Listens
Phrase ? The floor is up!!!
Song ? Too tough to answer
Musical Artist/Band ? Van Halen (w/Sammy!!!)
Sport ? Unlimited Hydroplane Racing
Movie ? Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back
TV Show ? Modern Marvels
Radio Station ? KISW
Type of Chocolate ? Milk
Eye Color ? Blue
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? I have 2 kids and 2 cats
Pepsi or Coke: COKE!!! Grepsi is flat, syrupie, and evil!!!
MacDonalds or Burger King: How about Dick's in Seattle, much better.
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Yuck
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend No
Had sex ? Well I have 2 kids I sure hope so!!!
Gone streaking ? No
Do you Swear: No, I hate that fucking bitch ass shit!!!
Been to Europe ? Actually, I was born there.
Been to an island ? I've lived in Washington my whole life so yes.
Had stitches ? Which time? And staples too!!!
Broken any bones ? No
Been stabbed/shot ? No
Slept until after 12:00 ? What teenager hasn't?
Stayed up all night ? See answer above
Danced like a whore ? I think were looking for gigalo here and no.
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? Yes
Turned down a dare ? Yes
Which friend....
Is the funniest ? I think we all could compete for that title
Is the prettiest ? I'm not gonna play favorites here.
Is the most handsom ? I'm a guy, not what I'm looking for.
Is the loudest ? Ken
Is the craziest ? Josh
&..39;Is the most shy ?' Mikey
Is the most loving ? Hollie
Is the most understanding ? Hollie
Is the most boring ? This is rude.
Is the richest ? None of my business.
Is the most athletic ? Not sure
Is the most cocky ? See funniest answer above.
Is the biggest sex icon ? Hollie, she's a total flirt.
Is the most wordly/cultured ? Either Justin or Dusty
Do you look up to the most ? Not sure
Do you tell everything to ? Justin
Has the best clothes ? Who cares
Has the best house ? Again who cares about material posession.
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? Yeah, I love chocolate.
Kiss someone of the same sex ? Not with tongue, but sure.
Cheat on someone you love ? No
Run away from home ? I'm a little old for this now.
Lie to your parents ? This was a way of life in middle and high school.
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? Maybe a white lie but nothing serious
Lie to your best friend ? See above
Give a homeless person money ? NO!!! Get these people real help, not a handout!!!
Run from the police ? Under the right circumstances, yes.
Bungee jump ? Yeah, rode the ejector seat at the fair. Very similar.
Sky dive ? Jump out of a perfectly good plane? Hell yeah!!!
Cross dress ? Maybe on Halloween
Be an exotic dancer ?
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? Only if the food/ service was terrible and someone said go.
Scuba dive ? Yeah, I love water.
Go rock climbing ? Sure
Go spulunking (caving) ? Yep
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? Dude, you're not black. Get over it!!!
Bologna ? Chalk meat!!! Yuck!!!
Hot ? Weather
Orange ? Looks good on racing vehicles and nowhere else.
Real world ? Reality T.V. sucks ass.
Fuck ? Yes please ;)
Jack ? Daniels
Cucumber ? Cheap sex toy.
Hip-Hop ? Off switch
Uniform ? Military, police?
Unicorn ! ? Are we gaming?!
Rainbow ? Are those things that crawl up your leg and bite you in the ass. (E. Cartman)
Clown ? Shit, I hope that's not Pennywise!!!
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