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About Me

Alright, if you are looking at this and know me, then I am sure your opinions are going to be a lot more accurate than any bullshit that I might throw up here to impress the masses. For those of you who don't know me, here comes the bullshit. I like movies, I like drinking, I like grilling out, being too loud in the middle of my neighborhood. I went from a re-adjustment to American life after my tour in Germany to taking a contract for a year in Iraq. I miss being in the Air Force, but I have to say I like the perks of the new job. I like driving fast. I like yelling at people when I drive. I like spending my paycheck, because I earned it. I like going out, and treating my friends to a good time. I like the warm fuzzy feeling I have when I wake up in the morning on my own, sans alarm.What don't I like? Pretentious people who like things because of how liking them makes them feel. People who use a thesaurus or a large vocabulary to compensate for low self-esteem. People who refuse to be honest with themselves, thereby making it impossible to be honest with others. People who insist they "get" their friends, yet claim it is impossible for anyone to ever "get" them.

My Interests

snowboarding, motorcycles, computers, movies, robotics, travel (just got back from two years in Europe

I'd like to meet:

A woman with her own drive and ambition who is headed the same direction as me, so we could travel the road ahead together.Until then, people to hang out with, have a good time, and learn new things.

Music:

Avenged Sevenfold, Fall Out Boy, Pink Floyd, Nickelback, Bananarama, Tears for Fears, 3 Dog Night, Crystal Method, Aphex Twin, Shpongle, Oakenfold, Linkin Park, NIN (Old stuff), Metallica (Black Album), Blink 182, AFI, Tricky, DMX, Eminem, 80's, anything that catches my interest

Movies:

Boondock Saints, Donnie Darko, The Godfather Trilogy, Scarface, Pirates of the Carribean, Dogma, Army of Darkness, Kill Bill, The Shawshank Redemption, Swingers, Reqiuem For A Dream, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Butterfly Effect, Hackers, Fletch

Television:

The Sopranos, Smallville, The OC, Grey's Anatomy, Veronica Mars, Hannah Montana (long story), Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Buffy, Angel

Books:

The Philosophy of the Matrix, Liveship Traders/Fool Series, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time, The Dark Elf Trilogy, The Davinci Code, Illuminati!

Heroes:

Tony Montana, Bill Gates, Julius Caesar, Ivan the Terrible, Captain Jack Sparrow

My Blog

Iraq here I come!

So, I just heard from the head office of Northrop Grumman, who confirmed I have an official offer from the company to work for them. I will be supporting computer systems and distributed databas...
Posted by Houser on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 11:12:00 PST

Sexual Definition?

Jeff --[noun]:A perma-orgasm'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com...
Posted by Houser on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 03:32:00 PST

What we say we want vs what we want.

Its interesting to stand back as an impartial observer and watch people in their daily lives. We all have goals, dreams, ambitions, and desires. These fall into two categories, the conscio...
Posted by Houser on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 02:37:00 PST

Soo

So it seems I get another 4 months in Germany. So what do you do about this? It means I won't get home until May, instead of January. That mostly hits my family. It does mean I...
Posted by Houser on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 11:06:00 PST

Pics from before - Theo's Party 7.11.04

Posted by Houser on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Landlord

So I have to record this little set of events, because its pretty funny, and at the same time shows the difference between us and Germans.So I had to move into a new house, because according to the ol...
Posted by Houser on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

When people ask what you do....

So I have a question. When your family asks you how things are, or what you did at work, how do you reply. I think there are two distinct ways you can answer this one. You can go wit...
Posted by Houser on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I was born to be a pirate. On a 52' Catamaran.

My pirate name is: Dread Pirate Rackham Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronoun...
Posted by Houser on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Rock Am Ring?

Yeah, three days in the sun, the fun, and the mess. Rock Am Ring was a blast. Lots of cool people, lots of cool music, unfortunately a ton of german metal heads. Everyone got a...
Posted by Houser on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Personality test? Accurate? Maybe

Cattel 16 Factor Test Results Warmth |||||||||||| 38% Intellect |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 90% Emotional Stability |||||||||||||||||| 58% Aggressiveness |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 82% ...
Posted by Houser on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST