BESA EN EXCESSO!

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NO MAN IS A GENIOUS.

MEN ARE A DECORATIVE SEX.
THEY NEVER HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY;
..... BUT THEY SAY IT CHARMINGLY.
MEN REPRESENT THE TRIUMPH OF MATTER OVER MIND,
JUST AS THEY EQUALLY REPRESENT THE TRIUMPH OF MIND OVER MORALS.

--SOME MAY SEEM TO FORGET THAT I WAS ONCE MARRIED--........

---THE ONE CHARM OF MARRIGE IS THAT IT MAKES A LIFE
OF DECEPTION ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY FOR BOTH PARTIES.--

I AM NOT A CHAMPION OF MARRIGE.

AND STILL AS A A MOTHER, I NEVER KNOW WHERE MY(ex) HUSBAND IS,
AND MY (ex HUSBAND) NEVER KNOWS WHAT I AM DOING,
(generally no one does).
.... WHEN WE MEET , WE DO MEET OCCASIONALLY,WE TELL EACH OTHER
THE MOST ABSURD STORIES WITH THE MOST SERIOUS FACES.
I AM VERY GOOD AT IT,- MUCH BETTER IN FACT, THAN HE IS.
I NEVER GET CONFUSED OVER MY DATES, AND HE ALWAYS DOES.
BUT WHEN I DO FIND HIM OUT, I MAKE NO ROW AT ALL.
ALTHOUGH HE WISHES I SOMETIMES DID,..... I SIMPLY LAUGH AT HIM!!!
............. I NEVER APPROVE OR DISSAPROVE OF ANYTHING NOW,
IT IS A RIDICULOUS ATTITUDE TO TAKE TOWARDS LIFE.
WE ARE NOT SENT INTO THE WORLD TO AIR OUR MORAL PREJUDICES!!!.
.... I NEVER TAKE ANY NOTICE OF WHAT COMMON PEOPLE SAY,
AND I NEVER INTERFERE WITH WHAT CHARMING PEOPLE DO.
IF A PERSONALITY FASCINATES ME,
WHATEVER MODE OF EXPRESSION THAT PERSONALITY SELECTS...
IS ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTFUL TO ME....

--- NEVER MARRY A MAN WITH STRAW COLOURED HAIR,
BECAUSE THEY ARE SO SENTIMENTAL.
BETTER YET,..... NEVER MARRY AT ALL!!!!
MEN MARRY BECAUSE THEY ARE TIRED, WOMEN BECAUSE THEY ARE CURIOUS,
BOTH ARE DISSAPOINTED.

I AM NOT AT ALL LIKELY TO MARRY AGAIN,
I AM FAR TOO MUCH IN" LOVE".......
....AND IF YOU WEDDED.... YOU, WOULD BE NONE THE LESS INTERESTING.

THE REAL DRAWBACK OF MARRIGE IS THAT IT MAKES ONE UNSELFISH ,
AND UNSELFISH PEOLPE ARE COLOURLESS.
THEY LACK INDIVIDUALITY;
THEY RETAIN THEIR EGOTISM AND ADD TO IT MANY OTHER EGOS.
....THEY ARE FORCED TO LIVE MORE THAN ONE LIFE.
THEY BECOME HIGHLY ORGANIZED ,AND TO BE HIGHLY ORGANIZED IS;
I THINK :THE OBJECT OF MAN'S EXSISTANCE?
THERE ARE CERTAIN ELEMENTS THAT MARRIGE MAKES MORE COMPLEX.
BESIDES THAT, I DO BELIEVE THAT- EVERY EXPERIENCE IS OF VALUE-.

........THE SUBJECT IS NOT SO ABSTRUSE AS YOU THINK,
NOR AS I ONCE THOUGHT IT WAS.
......I FIND THAT ULTIMATELY,
THERE ARE ONLY TWO KINDS OF MEN;
-THE PLAIN, AND THE COLOURED.-
THE PLAIN MEN ARE VERY USEFULL,
IF YOU WANT TO GAIN A REPUTATION FOR RESPECTABILITY;
.........YOU HAVE MERELY TO TAKE THEM DOWN FOR SUPPER.
THE OTHER MEN; ARE VERY CHARMING.

--- YOU SHOULD NOT SAY -THE GREATEST ROMANCE OF YOUR LIFE,-
YOU SHOULD SAY - THE FIRST ROMANCE OF YOUR LIFE, -
OR - A ROMANCE.-
YOU WILL ALWAYS BE LOVED , AND YOU WILL ALWAYS BE IN "LOVE" WITH LOVE.
...WHEN ONE IS IN "LOVE",
ONE ALWAYS BEGINS BY DECEIVING OTHERS,
.......AND ONE ALWAYS ENDS BY DECEIVING ONES' SELF.
THAT IS WHAT THE WORLD CALLS .... A ROMANCE...
WHAT, OR, QUITE A ROMANCE ONE SHOULD THINK!
.......AND THE WORST OF HAVING A ROMANCE OF ANY KIND,
IS THAT IT LEAVES ONE SO, ........ UNROMANTIC.

...........A GREAT PASSION
IS THE PRIVILEGE OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE NOTHING TO DO.

---DON'T BE AFRAID, THERE ARE EXQUISITE THINGS IN STORE FOR YOU,
THIS IS BARELY THE BEGINING.
DON'T THINK OF YOUR NATURE AS...-SHALLOW,
THINK YOUR NATURE..... - SO DEEP.
THE PEOPLE WHO LOVE ONLY ONCE IN THEIR LIVES
ARE REALLY.........-THE SHALLOW;
WHAT THEY LIKE TO CALL THEIR LOYALTY AND....FIDELITY,
I CALL EITHER.... THE LETHARGY OF CUSTOM, OR..... THEIR LACK OF IMAGINATION.

-- ..."ALWAYS"!!!!,-- THAT IS A DREADFUL WORD!......
IT MAKES ME SHUDDER WHEN I HEAR IT!!!!!
AND HOW ..WOMEN ARE SO FOND OF USING IT!
THEY SPOIL EVERY ROMANCE BY TRYING TO MAKE IT LAST FOREVER!!
--..IT IS A MEANINGLESS WORD TOO!!!;
THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A .. CAPRICE..(capricho)
...AND A LIFELONG PASSSION IS THAT
..... THE CAPRICE LASTS A LITTLE LONGER.

---FAITHFULNES, IS..... TO THE EMOTIONAL LIFE
WHAT CONSISTENCY IS TO THE LIFE OF THE INTELLECT:
........SIMPLY A CONFESSION OF FAILURES.

--WHAT A FUSS PEOPLE MAKE ABOUT FIDELITY,WHY EVEN IN .."LOVE"
IT IS PURELY A QUESTION OF PHYSIOLOGY.
--- IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH OUR OWN WILL--
.....YOUNG MEN WANT TO BE FAITHFUL;
AND ARE NOT.
...OLD MEN WANT TO BE FAITHLESS;
AND CANNOT.
....THAT IS ALL I CAN SAY.

--- THOSE WHO ARE FAITHFUL,
KNOW ONLY THE TRIVIAL SIDE OF "LOVE",
IT IS THE UNFAITHFUL,.....WHO KNOW "LOVE'S" TRAGETIES!!!!.......

-- FAITHFULNESS!!.....
I MUST ANALYZE IT SOME DAY;
THE PASSION FOR PROPERTY IS IN IT.--

....-- THERE ARE MANY THINGS THAT WE WOULD THROW AWAY,
...IF ONLY WE WEREN'T SO AFRAID.....
.......THAT OTHERS MIGHT PICK THEM UP.

--WE ARE A WONDERFUL CREATION;
WE KNOW MORE THAN WE THINK WE KNOW...
....JUST AS WE KNOW LESS THAN WE WANT TO KNOW.--