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Carl

It's in the hole!

About Me

I'm a greenskeeper and a Looper, a caddy ...you know over at Bushwood Country Club
C Creepy
A Arty
R Refreshing
L Loud
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My Interests

Im into to ahh breeding grass, and what not

I'd like to meet:

The Dali Lama Again...now here's a story..So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a Looper at a course in the Himalayas.. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So I tell them i'm a caddy and who do they give me? The Dali Lama himeself, 12th son of the King. the flowing robes,the grace,bald...striking out to the first tee with him. I give him a driver..he hauls off and whacks one!--big hitter, the lama --long, into a ten thousand foot crevice at the base of a glacier. and you know what the lama says " galunga...gunga-gunga galunga". So we finish the 18th and he's gonna stiff me! and I say ,"Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort,you know." and he says," Oh uh, well there will be no money, but when you die,on your deathbead, you will regain total consiousness." so I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

Music:

kenny

Movies:

stripes, ghostbusters 1 and 2, lost in translation, scrooge

Television:

SNL

Books:

the grass and you

Heroes:

The Dali Lama, Ty Webb