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About Me


"I'm the foe of moderation, the champion of excess."

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

i prefer feline friends over most humans.

comments? questions? concerns?

My Blog

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favorite song ever.
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jan 2009 10:52:00 GMT

point: cat

school is done, and life is coming along perfectly.and i mean that with the utmost truthfulness. i like my job, the people i work with, and the never ending tap of the espresso vein...getting paid for...
Posted by on Sat, 24 May 2008 23:41:00 GMT

tragedies.

i’m sitting by the open window in our bedroom. outside: someone’s yelling. somone’s sweeping. inside: corey’s sleeping. ***i’ve just been thinking about some stuff, and b...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 08:19:00 GMT

the summer cricket

i come into my room to find a cricket on the floor. i lurch over just to make sure it isn't a scorpion in disguise, then i simply go on with what i'm doing. i can't smash him. i just really cannot do ...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 01:09:00 GMT

( . ) ( . )

man oh man, sometimes i really just cannot stand the sight of some peoples' titties. but i do like looking at these puppies...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 04:33:00 GMT

thanx for showing us your penis!

so yesterday i got a champs card from my manager paula saying "thanx for showing us your penis!"i thought it was pretty funny. this of course came after i realized she had a magnetic ribbon on her mus...
Posted by on Sun, 21 May 2006 09:28:00 GMT

states have girls. girls have boobs.

my butt is getting bigger. i hate it.
Posted by on Fri, 12 May 2006 05:00:00 GMT

a series of haiku about strip clubs...

my best friend and i wanted to go to wild boys,since we were eighteen,it seemed like adream, but we knew we would cry, we chose not to trywankers in your face,cowboys with chaps and spursdon't sound w...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 15:20:00 GMT

you need a four-post bed to do the gargoyle...

i need to chronicle the things i saw last night so i don't forget them:    terra and i were walking down fourth and we see a parade of sorts with people all yelling. when we get closer,...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 12:18:00 GMT

sleeping

last night was the best i had slept in a long, long time.it's good to feel home.
Posted by on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 17:16:00 GMT