So called friends |
......To all the so called friends:I have been sitting back watching all you white trash bar hopping "friends of mine" go out talk shit, and even refer to me as a "BITCH".1. You are sooo right..i am a...
Posted by James Marie on Sun, 19 Oct 2008 09:19:00 PST |
how i plan on annoying you |
. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. . In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." . Insist that your drive-through order is "to go." . Learn Morse code, and have conversatio...
Posted by James Marie on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 08:08:00 PST |
Things men wish we would say...(in their dreams) |
Subject: Things women should say (in guys' dreams!). I'll swallow it all.... Are you sure you've had enough to drink?. I'm bored. Let's have sex. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?. ...
Posted by James Marie on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 08:33:00 PST |
Stupid People |
People usually ask obvious situations and some equally stupid answers: 1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends& Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here? Answer: Don't u kno...
Posted by James Marie on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 07:19:00 PST |
Why i hate clowns...true story |
1. Because everyone knows that all clowns are evil2. They have big goofy feet3. They wear too much make-up4. They have razor teeth and give you nightmares5. They will try to steal your soul6. They dri...
Posted by James Marie on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 03:20:00 PST |
Judgment Day |
Judgment Day I wish people would stop using the expression "And I'm a pretty good judge of character, so...". Idiot. You're not a good judge of character. Sometimes you meet...
Posted by James Marie on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 03:06:00 PST |
Stupid Teenage Girls |
Teenage Girls, For One There is a very long list of people that would benefit from a nice, solid, movie-style backhand across the goddamn skull. One of those shots that starts with...
Posted by James Marie on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 03:15:00 PST |
10 signs that i have ANGER PROBLEMS |
1. You display your middle finger on the dashboard before you start the car. 2. There are more holes in the walls of your house than there are craters on the moon. 3. You thought the movie "Natural Bo...
Posted by James Marie on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 09:19:00 PST |
The Good List and The Bad List |
The GOOD list I am thankful that I live in a country where I can freely worship a God I want to without being killed or decapitated.( For now)I am thankful I live in a country where I can still say Me...
Posted by James Marie on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 09:26:00 PST |
Things that PISS ME OFF |
Things that piss me off. People getting pregnant that shouldn't be having babies!!!. People who get too close to my car and nearly hit it with their car door. Dirt on my hardwood floor. People who do...
Posted by James Marie on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 05:17:00 PST |
