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Cris J

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

This amazing song (She Amazed Me) was written using random lyrics collected by Scott Adams (Dilbert), and compiled and performed by German Band Rivo Drei. Enjoy...

No, no. What about you?

Come visit my websites:
Crossroads Group - Renaissance Festivals, and Loyal Order of Reenactment Enthusiasts
MLH Designs Presents Faire Ladies, Faire Lords
...and if you like my work, you can even get your
own website made: My Website


Click here to get a pre-made layout.

I Am 82% Evil
I'm the most evil person I know.
The devil is even a little scared of me! Prolly 'cuz I look like Jezus... How Evil Are You?

My Interests

I want to eat your brain!

Freeware and Open Source Software has become a sort of hobby/habit for me. I have compiled a sizable list on my personal site at www.crisjolliff.com . Just click the "Freeware" link to read more about it...

I'd like to meet:

You will come to me. You will bring beer, and sexy-time.Hypnotoad has spoken.

Music:

Not country or rap. Pretty much everything else is game, though, within reason. Too much of any one thing is no good, even if it's good...

Movies:

Bona Fide movie star...well, maybe not a star, but I AM in the Internet Movie Database !

Television:

Yep, got one. No wait, two. No...yeah, two...

Books:

Oh yeah, I have a lot of those!..



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Heroes:

Don't know any, but I'm willing to learn.

My Blog

Tag, you’re it!

Well, I'm a sucker, I guess. I snickered because Martina hadn't tagged me, without realizing that her damn wiener sister had already nailed me. Grrh. TEN THINGS ABOUT ME YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW: I ...
Posted by Cris J on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 02:38:00 PST

Mourning the Loss of a Childhood Idol

It's funny how things hit you when you're not expecting them.I'm not really known for being a very sentimental guy. If anything, I probably come off as a bit remote, to most people. Opening up about h...
Posted by Cris J on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 09:19:00 PST

Day 7 of Estrella War. Monday Feb 20

Monday is bug-out day. Some of the real quitters have packed up the night before and are already sitting at home by now. I cannot drive when I am drunk and tired, though, so we take it nice and easy. ...
Posted by Cris J on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 12:14:00 PST

Day 6 of Estrella War. Sunday Feb 18

Sunday, bloody sunday.Last night we went to the royal court. Martina was chosen to present a new charter for a Falconry guild to the King and Queen of Caid (I live in that Kingdom, within the SCA...lo...
Posted by Cris J on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 12:04:00 PST

Day 5 of Estrella War. Saturday Feb 18

Saturday. Finally, most of the other nuts are here, and the spending has really hit its stride. Customers come by the booth in drifts like dirty, reddish-brown snowmen, looking for respit from the war...
Posted by Cris J on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 11:51:00 PST

Day 4 of Estrella War. Friday Feb 17

TGIF (yeah, right...I've been here for three days. I'll thank God when it's Monday).Business is booming. My drop shipment of extra games has arrived. Most of the dust is finally out of the kitchen and...
Posted by Cris J on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 05:30:00 PST

Day 3 of Estrella War. Thursday Feb 16

God damn it. I lost my text.I'll do it again. Dammit. This is exactly how the week was going. We had more help show up. Mindy came in the night before. She's in my friends list as "Black Rose Falls." ...
Posted by Cris J on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 05:16:00 PST

Day 2 of Estrella War. Wednesday Feb 15

Dawn brought us a festive breakfast of fried spam. Don't knock it until you've tried it....We set up our respective sales booths and the first of our help arrived. Martina's first booth-tard (or "lack...
Posted by Cris J on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 04:39:00 PST

Day 1 of Estrella War. Tuesday Feb 14

We drove. And drove. And just to break the monotony, we drove occasionally. Actually the trip was a very uneventful 6 hours or so. We arrived at the site of Estrella War about an hour before dark, rea...
Posted by Cris J on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 04:20:00 PST

Off to Estrella War!

Not much of a diary-keeper, but I'll give this a try anyway.  Next week I'm off to Estrella War. For those of you not in the know, Estrella War is an event for the Society for Creative Anachronis...
Posted by Cris J on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 06:16:00 PST