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Anna

Stuff like that just doesn't happen to people who don't know kung fu.

About Me

I am a hydration enforcer. I have no tattoos. I am obsessed with Travellers and cults in general, especially now the followers of Ramtha (have any of you seen "What the Bleep Do We Know?"). And I want to visit the town in Florida where all the Carnies go when they retire. What horrible Edward Gorey Death will you die?
You will sink in a mire. You like to think you're normal, but deep down you really just want to strip off your clothes and roll around in chicken fat.
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My Interests

things that are aesthetically pleasing or euphonious, yummy food that other people cook for me, my sweet little baby boy, NOT bra shopping, dancing and singing, and finishing my great american novel. oh yeah, coffee with lots of cream (not cremora), pink shoes, world travels, reading good books (among which I do not include The DaVinci Code), what's inside other people's houses (edit: I like the way Cassie said this better -- it sounds more romantic, less stalker, "Looking in people's windows at dusk"), the perfect $8 bottle of wine (Gnarly Head old vine zin is in the lead) . . .

I'd like to meet:

The people I've accidentally lost. People who play the sousaphone. I'm always looking for a good juggler. People who use four way stops and apostrophes correctly.

Music:

Dwight Yoakam, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Pixies, The Cure, Old Crow Medicine Show, Bob Dylan, The Velvet Underground, Lou Reed, Aretha Franklin, Etta James, Ella Fitzgerald, Otis Redding, Mike Ness and/or Social Distortion (the "loud Ring of Fiyah"), Slint, Roy Orbison, Mark Knopfler, Miles Davis, Patsy Cline, Weezer, Reverend Horton Heat, Motorhead, Guns and Freakin Roses, Grateful Dead, Jay Farrar, Lucero, Heather Luttrell, Miles Davis, opera that gives me goose bumps, Victor Balboni . . .

Movies:

Life Is Beautiful, Ponette, Amelie, Down With Love, Love and a .45, Shag, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Napoleon Dynamite, The Neverending Story, The Bad Seed, Auntie Mame (The one wtih Rosalind Russell. NOT the musical), Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal, Kung Fu movies, horror movies as long as my husband is sleeping next to me that night, All About Eve, The Journey of Natty Gann . . .

Television:

My new favorites are Big Love and Deadwood, What Not to Wear, and oh, how I miss Buffy. But right now I don't have any television, or rather, we don't get any kind of reception and can't afford cable, so we watch lots of weird stuff that we get from the library (where it's free to get movies). The Chestatee Regional Library has recently provided me with my newest favorite show, Arrested Development. Yes, I know it's not even on the air anymore, and I'm like, 5 years late on this obsession, but whatever. Or weird stuff from my dad, like Danger Mouse, which I love.

Books:

Madame Bovary, Jitterbug Perfume, Skinny Legs and All, Nick Hornby novels, Wicked, The Winter of Our Discontent, Memoirs of a Geisha, The Poisonwood Bible, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal, all the Harry Potter books, Goodnight Moon, The Very Hungry Caterpillar, The Chronicles of Narnia, all three of the A Wrinkle in Time books, His Dark Materials Trilogy (edit: I've re-read them, and I think I must not have ever read the last book because I really don't like it very much, but the first two are definitely wonderful), A Confederacy of Dunces, The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant, Amy Tan books are all pretty good, The Good Earth was a good one (I have a mild Chinese obsession). Books about real stuff are interesting, too . . . Germs, Guns and Steel, Thomas Cahill books, The Bible. . . . Oh, and have I mentioned how much I hated the DaVinci Code?

Heroes:

Jesus, my mother, Mike Moore.

My Blog

Bumble Bee

When I was eighteen I packed my 1984 cosmic blue Subaru with my backpack, camping gear and my boyfriend, Rob, and we hit the road.  We were somewhere in Wyoming when we noticed a bee bumblin...
Posted by Anna on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 11:54:00 PST

Public Relations

I recently contacted the K-9 rescue league, operated out of Lawrenceville, GA, for help in finding one of our dogs a home.  The initial person who I reached with my email apparently for...
Posted by Anna on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 06:56:00 PST

Gifts

  While my husband, Jerry, an Army Ranger, was deployed to Iraq he went online and bought a guitar. He had plenty of guitars waiting for him at home, but not one to keep him company while he was ...
Posted by Anna on Sun, 04 May 2008 12:22:00 PST

The List So Far

So, Jerry and I have this thing about people going to the so and so school of acting.  For instance, Christian Slater went to the Jack Nicholson school of acting, obviously.  But there are a...
Posted by Anna on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 08:48:00 PST

the beautiful people

Okay.  Check out this website and click on portfolio.  It's a photo retoucher's website with retouched celebrity pictures.  You wiggle your cursor back and forth over they picture ...
Posted by Anna on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 07:37:00 PST

When Animals Attack, Vol.3: The Coyote

Ever since moving to Dahlonega my neighbor has been scaring me with stories of coyotes.  One night she scared me half to death pounding on my back door.  When I got the door open she burst i...
Posted by Anna on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 02:22:00 PST

When Animals Attack, Vol.2: The Hawk (Or Was It A Peregrine Falcon?)

One day I was visiting my in-laws in Atlanta.  I was using the computer while Victor played with his toys in the other room.  All of a sudden I heard Victor's muffled yell, "Mama, ...
Posted by Anna on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 04:37:00 PST

sitting outside starbucks

so, a few months ago i was sitting in front of starbucks with my sister and my friend, meiyen, when we saw this guy cut across the parking lot and cut off a car who was driving in his own lane, doing ...
Posted by Anna on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 03:20:00 PST

When Animals Attack, vol.1

My husband, my son and I have moved from the warmth of Savannah to the really beautiful, but cold mountains here in Dahlonega.  It's lovely, really.  There's a blaze of a maple tree right ou...
Posted by Anna on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 09:43:00 PST

Gardening today

I finally got Victor down for his nap at around four o'clock. I scarfed down the last piece of chocolate sheet cake (no, you may not have the recipe), and hurried outside to stick the plants I just b...
Posted by Anna on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST