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Rob

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About Me

Today is the first day of the last month of the last centry of my life means alot i'm random hardly ever makes sense unless you need change cause it's good and i got it we're here to talk about me and all that i do not much how about you i run, jump, climb, and shoot i'm a corrections officer and i plan on being a police officer soon and very soon still dark still trapped down deep from the sun light no pictures or flash photography please it makes me jittery not really i sing and i shout i scream and thrash about mostly on a friday which is my monday or i guess on a monday which is my friday theres truth in the bottle but you have to drink down to it thats all for now thanks for asking.

My Interests

If I listed them all we would be here all night so if you know me then you already know what they are if you don't and you want to you should ask.

I'd like to meet:

Tenacious D(now thats fucking teamwork), my zombie horde(it's my destiny), Stephen King, A Spartan,The worlds tallest midget,The person who invented mustard,The caveman who invented the wheel,the first woman who gave a blow job (i just want to know what she was thinking and to thank her)the person who decided it was a crime to remove the do not remove tags on a mattress. check please.br Hot layouts | socomments.com

Music:

I love the stuff can't live without I don't care what it is but i really like funny stuff thats really different or dark and morbib that makes you thik and cry music is mood and mood is life.

Movies:

if it has zombies in it i'm there physco killers are retard strong and thats cool too but mostly inde flims or forign flims Battle royal rules.

Television:

is eating my souls night after night it's like the love that never wants to have sex but you keep asking and you all ways get the same old 30 min dry hump broken up by 10 min blocks of commerical head.

Books:

Sometime i want to just rip someones ears off and yell into them read a book for chirst sake but no if i did that they wouldn't hear me so i guess i would have to say it first then rip off their ears.not that i have a bucket of ears or anything.by the by i love to read.

Heroes:

don't really have any role modles yeah i have a few but no heros unless you count the ninja tutles but hey lets face everyone counts them.

My Blog

funny shit for real

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Posted by Rob on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 01:09:00 PST

NEW SHIT

Just for the fools that don't know i'm the baddest mutherfucker on the world i'm ah beast i'm ah monkay i'll slapp ah bitch wit they own pimp ripp ya eyes out and look ya wit ...
Posted by Rob on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 04:13:00 PST

me

like i said i just needed to rant and rave so i can move on don't take me seriuosly
Posted by Rob on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 12:01:00 PST

My suicide note

I've tried and failed so many times school, life, it all comes to a dead end with me I wonder through the day into sleepless nights wanting only release from the torment that bring to the people I car...
Posted by Rob on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 11:48:00 PST

life and the knife

I sat up tonight looking at a bottle of pills pain pills to exact wondering how many would I have to wash down with my mountain dew before I went into convulsions 7,8 maybe three with each sip until r...
Posted by Rob on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 11:34:00 PST

it's been awhile

it's been awhile since i have done this and i know that you guys missed it. You know what grinds my gears when you do something nice and it comes back to bite you in the ass and then comes back to bit...
Posted by Rob on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 10:14:00 PST

drama,lies,abd video tape

ok heres the the short and sweet cause i'm too tired to go in to detale don't put words in my mutherfuckin mouth unless you got the balls to do in front of me cause i don't like to be lied too or lied...
Posted by Rob on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 12:00:00 PST

life

well guys and girls it's been awhile and i know but this is life and life moves on with or without you i'm movin on but i'm movin at my speed the speed of life sometimes i wonder who will be there at ...
Posted by Rob on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 02:51:00 PST

goodbye

strike two your out you had a golden opp at something good and blow it once more how dumb are you or should i say how dumb am i to even try to think that you could be the one no because your so childi...
Posted by Rob on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 05:56:00 PST

moving on

i'm movin on now that you gone i gave you some time and get right in yo mind but you can't be strong no i'm movin on no emo poetry no tears at good bye just repop my coller (i know you haate that) and...
Posted by Rob on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 09:52:00 PST