Hello, my name is Joe....I live in Michigan and have my whole life. I'm always doing something...usually school and work...I'm devoted and honest, and love to have a good time whatever I'm doing. I am learning how to be myself for a change and don't have anything really holding me back from a new life. I am laid back and motivated and would liek to find somebody with the same mentality. I tend to adapt to whatever is going on in my life. I trust myself and do everything for a reason. I love people and just wish that everyone understood me a lot better. I'm a sarcastic person and joke around a lot and a lot of people don't figure that one out so quickly. I love to write, and I am slowly but surely doing what I gotta do to make it right.If I am out and about i hang with the boys. Daniel is my boy...nothin but love for Dan the Man and his family. i tend to be a little conservative for my age. I'm an old man at heart. I tend to get angry at little things that annoy me..but I am greatful for what I got and who I got....When times get hard your true friends really show up..and unfortunatly the ones that were fake come out too. I know that most the people in this world are good people..but people need others who are less fortunate to make them feel better about themselves and their status:) I believe in life after death and that EVERYTHING happens for a reason. I have two sisters and the best grandma in the world..Kisses to my grandma...I work at the Cedars in Jonesville and roll with the punches..Once I get through colleg eI want to move away to Maine, or North Dakota, or the city, Detroit or Boston..who knows...Peace!@!!!!!!!%$#%$#%$#%$#$I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!
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Okay, what's your name?: Joseph Alan Guajardo
Nickname?: Ham Tank, Jobedo, Jose,
Guy or girl?: guy
What color undies are you wearing?: blue...no brown streaks...trust me;)
What time is it?: Midnight
Have you ever been kissed? What was it like?: yeah...a couple times...
Are you in love?: In love with Chelsey Lately;)
Did you ever eat a crayon?: noway
How many pairs of shoes do you have?: 4? Sandals?
Do you use floss?: not everyday;(
How many doors are their in your house?: 7 Hhow stupid is that?
Do you have a myspace?: yeah...duh..
What's your screen name?: don't know....
Would you rather have a huge project, or tons of homework?: huge project
Are you OCD?: probably
About what?: you tell me..I'm in denial..
Your best friend?: I have a few best friends...can't really put one at the top.
If u had to write a story of your favorite place, what would that place b?: I would have to say my favorite place is bed.
Do you like to take surveys?: kinda
Truthfully, is it because you have no life?: kinda
What are you curently looking forward to?: FRIDAY;)
What was the last thing you said?: HUGE PROJECT
What are your school colors?: ORANGE AND BLACK....
Is your school small or big?: I go to Baker College....It wourked four Me.
Do you have a favorite outfit?: my birthday suit.
Favorite sugary food?: Honestly..Not a big sweet guy...Peanut butter cookies?
Favorite color?: green
Okay, done with the favorites for a while. Do you like answering favorites?: ?
Now the question I can't avoid asking. Who would u wanna b tied to 4 24hrs?: Probably Nobody?
Do you have dry skin?: nope...
How's your love life?: she's on vacation!!!!!!!(Forrest Gump)
How many questions should a survey have to make it a good one?: not as many as this one...
Have you ever made a survey?: not really
Clasic or modern?: This is stupid...
Gross or nasty?: NASTY!!!
Short or tall?: Short
Big or small?: BIG?:)
Do you prefer using tape, glue stick, glue gun, or glue bottle?: TAPE
Quizzes, tests, or surveys?: TESTS
Do you like to read?: sometimes
Would you rather direct, act in, or write a movie?: Definately do all three ... simultaneously
Why?: Becasue I would
What's your "dream job"?: I'd like to be president... or a taxi cab driver...CASH CAB!!!!!!!
How old are you? (have I already asked this??): 21...YOUNG....and a lil drunk...
Boxers or briefs?: BOXERS
Would you rather swim with sharks or alligators?: alligators defiantely
Is you father a good man?: a good man?
What's your favorite music genre?: Rockin baby!!!!
What makes Bzoink better then other survey sites?: nothing at all
You fart. How do you cover it up?: smell it and tell people it smells good....not like other peoples shitty farts...Mine are the best...
Does someone have a crush on you? Do you like them back?: Ii can't really say right now...
Now for some either ors! Color or black and white?: Black defiantely
Past, present, or future?: i live in the present;)Anybody wanna join me for a day? I need a drinkin buddy definately
Shorts or skirt?: skirt...defiantely
Cat or dog?: Fuck...I miss Bear..R.I.P. BEAR;)
Pain or no gain?: i'LL TAKE THE PAIN
Sports or arts?: arts
Good posture or bad?: don't give a flying rats ass
Christmas or your birthday?: Christmas;)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you have a religion? If so, what?: Christian
Did you/do you like pokemon?: Hell No
What about Yu-gi-oh?: no
Have any pets?: a cat named Dakota
Discribe yourself in 3-5 words:: crazy,happy,impulsive,outspoken,sarcastic
Discribe your best friend in 3-5 words:: honest, loving, great
Do you have a favorite cousin?: yeah
Are you feet gross?: no
Arent all feet gross?: No;)
Do you have pretty eyes?: Yeah
What's the sweetest compliment you've ever recived?: don't care
The nicest?: what?
The meanest?: ?
Do you give compliments often?: yeah...daily...definately
When there's and awkward silence, what do bring up? (Ex; the weather): crazy shit
Pet peves?: girls with short hair...annoying people,stupid people
What do you hate?: nothing..Sourkrout definately
Annnd what do you love?: a lot of things
Who do you hate?: Shouldn't say right now..it could get me killed..haha
Why?: bad shit going down in the hood..hahahaJj-ville
What's the best quality a person could have?: good personality
Do you have that quality?: well...i was voted best personality in school..i think someone got jyped though
Serious or goofy?: GOOFY...and Serious..all at the same time.
Unique and weird or sane and normal?: Unique and wierd
What's your favorite season?: spring
What are your initials?: JAG
What is the last thing you wrote?: College paper
Do you regret it?: no....hahahahahahhahahahahwhat the $%^&
Are you lying?: ?
Are you lying about lying?: ?
Okay, enough with that... why do you take surveys?: I'm confused;)
What's the most annoying question a person could ask?: Howare you?
Have I asked this question you hate so much?: no
I'm sorry If that's the case...:
Do you say thankyou? Please? Sorry?: Yeah
How long does it take you to get ready for school/work in the morning?: could be five..could be a whole day.
Are you a morning person?: oh yeah!!!!morning is my favorite part of the day...definately
What's your favorite female name? Male?: Mackenzie...Forrest
Are you wearing socks?: yeah
What color is your toothbrush?: white and blue
Do surveys control your life?: no
Do they make you feel like you know yourself better?: yeah
Have you ever been to a therapist?: yes
Phyciatrist?: no
Doctor? (I hope so.. If not maybe you should consider scheduling a visit!): yeah
Dentist?: yeah
When you read, do you create a picture inside your head?: no
Are you tired right now?: yeah
What's your mood?: crazy!!!
Do you like your name?: sure
Do you need a masuse?: yeah...defiantely
Is this survey becoming too looooonnnnng?: kinda...definately
Do you email?: no
What's the reason for the email address you have?: no reason at all
Do you have any nervous habbits?: sometimes i bite my nails...cheek...
What are you plans for today/tonight?: work..party
Do you like to shop?: sometimes
What's the worst injury you've ever had?: no injuries
What's the worst injury you've ever given someone?: dont know
Does this prove the theroy of karma, or not?: ?
Are you addicted to anything?: i thin i could be a drunk/...ima smoker
What's your favorite ice cream flavor?: vanilla
Do you wear contacts or glasses?: no
Do you have homework you should be doing?: no
Are you married?: no
Do you type fast?: no
Do you sit in the front or the back of the class?: back...definatley
If I ended these questions right now, would you be sad?: no
Do you read classic books?: no
Rite aid, CVS, or wallgreens?: Gotta go with my Rite Aid girls:)Love you all!!!ALL OF YOU!:)
Walmart, Target, or Kohls?: Kohls..defiantely
Are you a failure in life?: no
Do you cover who you actually are?: yes
Wooops! You droped yor cell phone! What do you do/say?: I have never dropped my cell phone;)
What time is it?: 12:20
Well, that's all folks! Did you have fun?: oh yeah
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