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Flor D'Luna

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About Me

Yeah...hi my name is Kristen. Some things about me: I am an impulsive buyer, I like japanese pop art, and almost everytime I drive my car I speed. That is all. If I dont like you I will let you know. The end. Well I don't believe that you can really get to know someone through stuff they write about themselves, but hey. I like to stop and take the time to appreciate the beauty in the world. I have a big loud hearty laugh when I find something genuinely amusing, I can be quiet, I can be loud, shy or outgoing, always me. I have australian/dutch heritage. I am not against religion but its not for me. Dont like me? I dont fucking care. I'm trying to learn to make my own clothes. I really like the word 'Kibble' lol. Just know this: I will not change for you. And yes, I am aware that I spelt straitjacket wrong in my myspace address line, and yes, I also know that it is a lame URL. Shut up, Im not imaginative and I cant spell when Im drunk you tossers. "The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look...the most brilliant." -- Salvador DaliI edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4Viking fetus! Derka derka derka

My Interests

~~*~LIKES~*~~: my wonderful boyfriend Michael, Music, art, Photography, antiques, salvador dali, H R Griger, i love to laugh, pop art, shoes, clothes, men with long hair, nature, mudskippers, straitjackets, running around like a dick, having fun, keys, live music, old bottles with weird stuff in them, pinstripes, old castles, laughing manically, cuddles, kisses, lying down and watching the clouds, Europe, Japan, dressing up, passion, old ornate mirrors, hair, old mills, chinese food (mmm), dragons, leopard print, vintage and retro, piercings, mental diseases, exploring old abandoned buildings, zebra print, leather boots, celtic designs, corsets, sea monkeys, lying in the rain, chasing pidgeons, pirates, vikings, tatts, zombies!~~*~DISLIKES~*~~: hypocrites, racism, being bored, government, people who wont leave me alone, when i cant find a pen that works anywhere, deadlines, fakers, fucking bitches, feet, pig-headedness, the phone ringing when im sleeping, animal cruelty, control freaks, the scent of decay, liars, getting up in the morning, people who shove their religion down my throat, tinned asparagus(possibly one of the most foul foods ever invented, i mean, hello, pickled asparagus!??), rude old people, stupid old people, witlough or chicory - whatever you call it, judgemental old people, slamming my hand in the till at work, brazil nuts (bleugh!), the smell of pigs, stepping in turds, waiting for sites to load, and so much more

I'd like to meet:

anyone really

Music:

AFI, American Head Charge, Apoptygma Berzerk, Arch Enemy, Bach, Beethoven, Black Sabbath, Blink 182, Bloodhound Gang, Children of Bodom, Chopin, Coal Chamber, Combichrist, Covenant, Cradle of Filth, Custard, Dead Kennedys, Diary of Dreams, Dimmu Borgir, Dir en Grey, Drawing Blood, Dream Theatre, Dropkick Murpheys, Fuel, Frankenstein Drag Queens From Planet 13, Frenzal Rhomb, Garbage, Greenday, Grinspoon, Head Filled Attraction, Inflames, Karnivool, Korn, Lamb of God, Lars Frederickson & the Bastards, Led Zeppelin, Macarburettors, Machine Head, Marilyn Manson, Megadeath, Metallica, Misfits, Morbid Angel, Mortiis, Motor Ace, Mudvayne, Muse, Mushroomhead, Murderdolls, Nekromantix, Neuropa, Nightwish , Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Nofx, Oasis, Old Man’s Child, Opeth, Pendulum, Pennywise, Pink Floyd, Placebo, Portishead, Powerman 5000, Psyche, Rammstein, Rancid, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Rob Zombie, Savage Garden, Skinlab, Slayer, Smashing Pumpkins, Soilwork, Something for Kate, Soundgarden, Static-X, Still Remains, Subtruck, System of a Down, The Doors, The Dresden Dolls, The Homicides, The Living End, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, The Offspring, The Prodigy, The Tea Party, The Von Bondies, Tiger Army, Tomahawk, Tool, Union Underground, Wednesday 13, Within Temptaion......and more

Movies:

Edward Scissorhands, A clockwork orange, zombie movies hahaha. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Blood Diamond, Ferpect Crime, Saw 1,2,3, many many more

Television:

Family Guy, South Park, American Dad, Daria, The Simpsons, Happy Tree Friends Pizza, John Safran, Drawn Together, Top Gear, Little Brittain, Chasers war on everything...

Books:

There are a fair few and so I am to lazy to list. Im currently reading a book called Tainted Blood.

My Blog

trimity trim

So today I finally got my fringe trimmed. It was in desperate need of it (haha I was having to fluff it up with a comb just so it sat above my eyebrows). Well anyhoo, the hairdresser took off heaps an...
Posted by Flor D'Luna on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 11:17:00 PST

R.I.P Little Bird

I meant to post this a while ago. Do you remember my blog about finding the crow? Well a couple of days after I took it to the vet because one of its feet was bleeding and looked broken, and I hadnt b...
Posted by Flor D'Luna on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 09:06:00 PST

The Black Crusade!

AHHH! Im so excited.You see, Im going to this gig on Oct 28 called the Black Crusade, and at this gig will be Machine Head, Trivium and Arch Enemy. Im looking forward to having my eardrums blown like ...
Posted by Flor D'Luna on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 09:25:00 PST

.....birthday to me

Hey!Guess who's 20 today............. Yeah thats right bitchez. I am. Mwahahaha.Meh. I'm not really that excited. And I'm eating these delicious snack bars that Im sure some chemical has been added to...
Posted by Flor D'Luna on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 02:29:00 PST

Im falling apart

I woke up this morning at 6.30am needing to have a shower and wash my hair. My prac starts at 8.30 and I kinda wanted my hair to be semi-dry. I need to leave my house between 7.30-7.45 to get the...
Posted by Flor D'Luna on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 04:46:00 PST

Guess what? - NOW WITH PEEKETURES

So yesterday I was on my driveway and there was this little crow in the way which I nearly ran over, because I expected it to move out the way and it didnt, and I had to do the whole slamming on the b...
Posted by Flor D'Luna on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 03:44:00 PST

Regarding a bumper sticker I once saw.....

Ive been meaning to post this for a while. So...... One day I was driving along the road and I was in Midland waiting at some traffic lights and this dude in a 4wd thing in front of me had this bumper...
Posted by Flor D'Luna on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 11:32:00 PST

Dear inconsiderate maniac asshole Coles customers....

................... I have a few things that I would like to say to you. Unfortunately if I were to spout profanity at you whilst at work/in my uniform its very likely that I would get fired, and...
Posted by Flor D'Luna on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 11:00:00 PST

Snippity Snip Snips!!!!

*foams at the mouth* gah!!! I swear my stupid cat is making me sooo mad!! Shes in season and all she does is mooch about the house (shes a house cat - I care for the birdies and wildlife and only let ...
Posted by Flor D'Luna on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 08:49:00 PST

Death to Myspace Whores

ehh, this is one of those chain bulletin things, but its in correlation with some of my own personal feelings towards some of the annoying little fucks of myspace....(i added some of my own spice to i...
Posted by Flor D'Luna on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 07:49:00 PST