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The Jayest Lorenzana

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hey, the name is jacklyn and yes you may call me what ever you please..just as long as if the name is not "pony". I am an asshole. but very nice and pleasing to the eye. i am very charming, but dont let that fool you. i cant stand it when people add the "Y" in "hello", and the "M" in front of "bye", pronouncing it "yhello"..and "mmbye". i enjoy weird shit, or anything random. i get a kick out of randomness. i like my steak medium well, and i dont care what you think about that..i hate semi trucks, they emit the nastiest pollution, i hate tow truck drivers. i really dont care for peoples' bullshit. i just like to have a good time..no matter how much it costs. im also the type of person to do almost ANYTHING for a good laugh. i enjoy making drunk people think. have you made a drunk person read before? you should try it, its hilarious. basically im all about laughs...im super sarcastic 56% of my time. its hard to distinguish if im serious or not. but thats your fault for not knowing. People say im a fast driver and how i need to be patient or calm down on the road..i bet im about 2% of the reason for car crashes in san jose or fremont or milpitas..im so awesome..i believe America is NOT the best country in the world and i mean that..and yes i am patriotic, i love USA to death, but cmon people.... im a hard worker and i'm pretty smart. SMART. . .things people have called me:short shit, short cakes, tiny, little oneyes, i am short, but if worst comes to worst I will throw down and lay a bitch out. i am 4"11 and enjoying it suckas.dont be too harsh cuz i be comin thru
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ROBIN: monday i am waiting..tuesday i am aching.... JAX: OOOOOHHHH as if u knew me better than i ever knew mahself...

E I K C A J ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
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My Interests

im interested in what you got..jk..whatchu got on my 40? haha anyways, im a sucker for weird shit. just anything out of the normal. i like to think outside the box. i LOVE to sing. and dance. anything that can make me laugh, i like. the best feelings in life are..sneezing, peeing, sex, and most of all being at the moment of inspiration in all aspects of music. live music is awesome.i cant stand waiting in line.. width="425" height="350" ..My favorite rite here .. width="425" height="350" ..

I'd like to meet:

Chuck Norris, Mr. Bob Dobalina and Bobby Jamesi love bitches and i love hoes

Music:

autumn for ashes yukmouth Hollowtip C-bo Mob Figaz Daz Dillinger Kurupt 2Pac Eryka badu Vivian Green Blu Cantrell Yellowcard Nirvana

STILL LIFE PROJECTOR

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go check em out

black sabbath britney spears zion-ired jumpsuit apparatus 30 sec. to mars living legends my chemical romance alicia keys the beatles beegees tech n9ne 3xkrazy kiesha cole nas. whaever u got..

Movies:

TRANSFORMERS robots in disguise/superbad/SCARFACE/Dead presidents/the life of david gale/ ORIGINAL SIN/GIA/ FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS/the 40 year old virgin/ mr n mrs smith/porno.lolI LOVE ALL QUENTIN TARaNTINO FILMS

Television:

30 rock,my name is earl, the office, house, Family guy, chapelle show, conan obrian show, inked, celebrity poker, fosters home for imaginary friends, actor' s studio w/ james lipton, Sex in the city, modern marvels, mad tv, whose line is it?, full metal alchemist, inuyasha, iron chef

Books:

NUTRITIONAL FACTS AND INGREDIENTS many many books

Heroes:

my grandparents arsenio n procesa miranda. my parents joel lorenzana n estrelita miranda...

My Blog

I realized that i didnt need you

didnt want the air that i breathe to go away or this perfect picture silhouette to abate my sleepless nights werent helping me stayin up keepn my heart from skippin beats but.. &nb...
Posted by The Jayest Lorenzana on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 04:30:00 PST

HEY !!! GUESS WHAT!?!?!?!?!

you guys are a bunch of losers. haha
Posted by The Jayest Lorenzana on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 04:32:00 PST

about captain planet

you notice on captain planet they have those heart, earth, fire, wind, water..combined forces shit..what the hell in the world were they thinkin when they came up with "heart"? i mean, what are you go...
Posted by The Jayest Lorenzana on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

im such a slut

haha, made you look, you thought i was goin to write about me bein a slut..loser... anyways today is gay..i'm very stressed out wid skoo and community service...on tuesday, rachel and i signed ...
Posted by The Jayest Lorenzana on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST