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Joe

When you FLUSH.....think of me !!!

About Me

I'm 39...but I look like I'm 27..... I'm Italian ..."are you talking to me?".....I own a house in Atco, NJ. The house features a NJ DEVIL living room, Home Theatre with cinema seating, Weight Room, Hot Tub and plenty of guest quarters. I live life to the fullest....unfortunately...i always get tired and need a 2 hour power nap. My week consists of working for Randanella Septic Sevice... Monday thru Saturday 8-6pm Gotta hit at least one movie a week and a little koroake ...can't sing that well...but "you gotta fight for your right to party" and Softball Love to watch the Philadelphia Eagles, Philadelphia Phillies, Camden Riversharks & the NJ DEVILS..... O.........By the way....just got married October 28th, 2006........ My eyes are blue and I sport one tattoo on my left arm....of course...its the NJ DEVILS I love going to Atlantic City, Las Vegas and Florida....they are my top 3 spots Did i mention that i collect Bobble Heads...I'm at 299 and counting........When it comes to eating......RED LOBSTER, HOOTERS and the PALLAS DINER......and Nifty Fifties in Clementon, NJ.............. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

Fantasy Football, NJ DEVILS... and beatiful women (Dawn ...you first ) I go to about 25 Philadelphia Phillies games a year...Love to go and see the Camden River Sharks and I try and hit any 80's Hair band....as long as they are still living....

I'd like to meet:

FRIENDS..................as long as they are cool and don't smell...........not interested in meeting anyone if it requires waiting in line for more than 15 minutes BUT...if its under 15 minutes.........Ronnie James Dio, Pete Rose, Tia Bella, Brittney Spears, All 4 Monkees, Chris Elliot, ..Greg Mullins ( he owes me money ) and my evil twin........

Music:

Ronnie James Dio, Weird Al, Dokken, DC TALK (went to school with them) Monkees, STYX (with Dennis DeYoung), Van Halen (with Sammy Hagar), STRYPER, Offspring,I rock just as hard as the rest of the thrash set, except when no ones looking I like to get down with a little "More than a Feeling."

Movies:

I love horror..........with a good Sci-Fi suspense finishing second.........."The Hitcher", "Final Destination", Friday the 13th, Halloween

Television:

Not much into Reality TV......Surreal World is OK ....Wrestling is getting stale.....RENO 911 rocks

Books:

I read Maxim and FHM

Heroes:

My Father.....who is no longer with us...he was a great man, great dad, great father.....never got angry over silly things and spoiled his children with LOVE........took me and my friends midnight bowling when i was too young to drive and would sleep in the van until we got out at 2am......took me to 20 Phillies games a year....came to almost all my baseball games even when he was working....would come over to my house and bring me soup when I was sick ... would come and sit at my house when the cable guy was coming or the rug guy or the telephone company so i could go to work..........treated my mother with dignity and respect for 70 years (they were married for 50) always wanted to know how i was doing...told me he loved me every single night....always told us how proud he was of his family.....worked 6 days a week his whole life....put his family ahead of himself....Believed in God and Jesus...but never pushed his religion on his neighbor....wasn't perfect but would be the first to tell you.....stop smoking cigarettes when i was born 37 years ago.....I never saw my Father drunk...never.....never cursed at me or his family....Started a business that is now paying for me, my brothers family and my mother....wasn't much into music but loved.."Sanford and Son"...never got top see me get married (I'm not yet) or any of my kids (I don't have any) but someday when he is looking down from heaven....he will see...and it will make him smile MY DAD IS MY HERO..

My Blog

stupid facts abut me ( Joe Randanella )

    In 2006......I actually went to both Disney Parks in 1 year Disneyland (January) and Disneyworld (December)............is that a record?...........I don't think so......but in 1987....
Posted by Joe on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 05:27:00 PST

Honeymoon is SET

The Honeymoon is offical..........October 29th...........3 Nights in Las Vegas ( For Halloween ) then on November 1st....we fly to Hawaii for 5 nights.............never been to Hawaii......we will be ...
Posted by Joe on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 04:06:00 PST

another stupid...but funny septic story

yesterday i did a septic job in camden, nj (voted # 1 most dangerous city in the USA)...so of course they had a gate around their building and I needed a key to open the gate.........they gave me the ...
Posted by Joe on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 05:13:00 PST

I owe how much?..............TAXES Suck

My accountant called on Thursday with my Tax report...........he says, " Joe are you sitting down?"...................you owe $77,000.00  for 2005..........wow........thats pretty high..............
Posted by Joe on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 01:01:00 PST

THE RINGER

not a great comedy but not to bad.....Johnny Knoxxville did a good job pretending to be slow and the laughs were there from start to finish.....question!! ...where all these characters actors or menta...
Posted by Joe on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 03:25:00 PST

VEGAS

had a great trip ..........Vegas for 3 days and Disneyland for 3 more days......weather was too cold for California...65 degrees but had a great time.......check out some of my pics......we caught a v...
Posted by Joe on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 03:21:00 PST

KING KONG

Never was a really big fan of this big ape.......but I went to see " The Ringer" and it was sold out...so I hit " KING KONG "........This movie is 3 hours long....I felt there was a little too much ro...
Posted by Joe on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 06:17:00 PST

MY FIRST TRIP IN 2006......Vegas & Disneyland

     Dawn and I are Leaving January 11th and heading to Las Vegas for 3 nights....2 nights at the STARDUST and 1 night at the VENITIAN.....then we are driving to Anaheim California...
Posted by Joe on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 07:24:00 PST

Rowdy Joe's 2005 in review

2005 First of all....let me say that I'm not one to dwell on the negative aspects of life....so I'll start with positives and then end with the negatives of 2005.  First of all...... 1.  I a...
Posted by Joe on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 06:48:00 PST