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The Effin SHIZ.

I just want to let everyone know that my firiend Gail is the radest bitch ever

About Me

Hey I'm Mary, I'm up at 3:30 AM, so what better to do than edit my profile, so here goes: I come from a tiny town in northern California called Westwood...the population is 2,500 people and I graduated in a class of 33 people. I know almost everyone, or OF everyone in my entire town and growing up was different from most, but in some odd way I wouldn't trade it for anything. The area I grew up in is absolutely beautiful...It's surrounded by mountains filled with trees, creeks, wildlife. etc...it's amazing. The only negative thing about where I grew up is that everyone knows everyone else's business...which creates enemies and plenty of drama...Lucky for me, I didn't care what others thought about me, and I still don't..(so don't waste your time talking shit, you're just making me stronger) :D I now live in Chico, CA which is about an hour and 15 minutes from Westwood. I moved here in August of '06 to attend Butte College. My first semester sucked mainly because it was the first time I've been out on my own and the party scene sucked me in..second semester has been bad as well, but MUCH better than the first. I have made one the most wonderfulest friends in the world, Leela...We've been through thick and thin but that's my bitch and we're crazy, so don't fuck with us..hahaha Creeky Creek and Riva Riv.. Because our rhymes flow so well! Gail and Chelsey are also two of my other favorite bitches..(gail from almanor..:) our wonderful summer job at Knotty Pine Marina, *Fuel and rent your water crafts at Knotty Pine Marina;)* she always comes and visits me..she is my fiance and we're in love. and Chelsey just moved her from Susanville and she's a fucking blast! Aaron my best friends and one of my only guy friends but I often like to admit so;) haha..When he isn't a butthead he's an awesome person..he just likes to hide it..You're not fooling me though mister!So I love a lot of shit..: feeling clean, the lake, the ocean, the stars, camping, hiking, swimming, jogging, drinking, eating, cooking, elbow dropping drunk people, getting pierced, cooking, watching movies, silly reality shows, gossip magazines, pot stickers, jagermeister, being a groupie, rumors about me that I can laugh at, long chats with close friends that help you get shit off your back
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mary
Birthday: August 27th, 1988
Birthplace: Susanville, CA
Current Location: Chico, CA
Eye Color: Green/Yellow/Blue
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'6-7
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: German, Portuguese, Dutch
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nikes
Your Weakness: Jager:(
Your Fears: Failure
Your Perfect Pizza: Chicken Garlic with Bacon or something yummy.:)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Stop drinking, get fit, do well in school.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: What time is it?
Your Best Physical Feature: Umm, let's go with nothing.
Your Bedtime: Whenever I can fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: Junior year summer
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK(If I absolutely had to choose)
Single or Group Dates: Whichever
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: All the time
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: I am going to college
Do you want to get Married: Maybe if I find a non-douchebag
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: Not really
Are you a Health Freak: I will be soon..
Do you get along with your Parents: Sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: Not yet
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Um, Yes..I think
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: OH YEAH hahaha..:) and I love it bitches
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Asleep in la la land
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Undecided
What country would you most like to Visit: Hmmmmmmmmmmmm..
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I get scared of boys eyes haha..
Favourite Hair Color: Dark
Short or Long Hair: Doesn't Matter
Height: Taller than me
Weight: BIGGER than me
Best Clothing Style: I don't care, Skater or Prep which ever, I like it when the boys are both at the same time..that's hot
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: Too many
Number of Piercings: Umm haha..5? 2 in the ears, tongue, lip, and nose
Number of Tattoos: I think i'm going to get one in the next month but none yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 000000000000000000000000000000

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! Mary --
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Music:

rock and country Trust company, Trapt, Three days Grace, the used, offspring, Taproot, smile empty soul, shinedown, seether, rancid, rage..p.o.d, nickelback, Jimmy Eats world, Jack johnson, hot action cop..:), Earshot, dark new day, dispatch, crossfade, coheed and cambria..cky. Bush, Marley, blink 182, alkline trio, a perfect circle, 30 seconds to mars, gorillaz..Bsb.:) GUttermouth..Kenny chesney, keith urban..the grillz song in margaret's car...red hot chili peppers..switchfoot, weezer..Tupac..sara evans, sheryl crow, john mayer

Movies:

This is How I Fell When I Watch : *The Shinning- I'm feeling Crazy *Real Cancun-I want to get drunk *Kill Bill- I'm angry *Mean Girls- I'm feeling bitchy *When Harry Met Sally- I'm feeling sad *Captian Ron- I'm happy... *The Illusionist- I can't wait

Books:

Candy...haha

Heroes:

Denise Austin

My Blog

Summmmmmmer time..

So,This week is my last week of my first year of college..WOO WOO:) Even though this school year has been one hell of a roller coaster ride...(Weights through doors, sex offenders, classes failed, num...
Posted by The Effin SHIZ. on Mon, 21 May 2007 06:28:00 PST

Just so everyone knows..

Tonight is going to be rough as shit! I've made it a week without drinking..which was extremely difficult seeing that I drank almost every night of the week before and my weekends started on Thursdays...
Posted by The Effin SHIZ. on Sat, 05 May 2007 08:47:00 PST

My brilliant poem to ness..soon to be published in my journal, after jager pays for it

Poem by Mary Lynn Ring (out of the journal to be named Memoirs of a Drunk Girl: An Inconvient Reality) NESSA My love, You light up the picture like a bright yellow skittle. We've been two peas in a...
Posted by The Effin SHIZ. on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 01:13:00 PST

*CHICO*-----<3

Chico is fucking STUPID.  I hate Chico.  Chico parties blow...or maybe I just have troubles finding the good ones...Chico is probably drowning in STDS so I can't even find a decent man, even...
Posted by The Effin SHIZ. on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 01:18:00 PST

blogs for clogs

blogs are out.  Clogs are in.  Blogs about clogs, SUPER in! lolP.s if you don't repost this in like 47.035 seconds. your life is going to turn to shit. within 27.035 hours..so i'd post ...ha...
Posted by The Effin SHIZ. on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 10:03:00 PST

I know that all you..

...love to read my blogs seeing that i've gotten a total 3218 views all together..soo just so everyone knows..this saturday is going to be f-ing wonderful..and everyone should try really hard to look ...
Posted by The Effin SHIZ. on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 08:57:00 PST

sports party owned by..

....Team e-z..hahaha ...6 and 9 with coach queen beezy alli :)
Posted by The Effin SHIZ. on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 05:23:00 PST

Ggrrrr

Guys are f-ing losers..I give up
Posted by The Effin SHIZ. on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 02:27:00 PST

About me hahah

I just want to let everyone know that i'm probably the coolest person in the world.  I'm really lucky too..I don't know why..but lately I have all the luck..right on. right?? Umm Alli just told m...
Posted by The Effin SHIZ. on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 10:41:00 PST

January 18th=AMAZING

Me and Alli decided to take a trip to see hinder yesterday in Portland....We made wonderful catchy glow in the dark shirts and rocked them to the concert..we showed up 3 hours early to make sure we'd ...
Posted by The Effin SHIZ. on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 07:15:00 PST