WILDLIFE |
I was watching a wildlife programme about an arctic ecosystem consisting of wolves, hares falcons and owls. Every year the hares would raise a litter of adorable young and the falcons would attack the...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Nov 2008 17:43:00 GMT |
EVIL FORCES |
Beset by evil forces.The cockroach, the landlord, the bailiff,Each would undo me.
Posted by on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 08:19:00 GMT |
THE SALAMANDERS OF PRIMROSE HILL |
We dined in the Chinese buffet restaurant Max Oriental on Tuesday night. When we had feasted on stir fried shrimp and battered octopus and quenched our thirst with Japanese lager we melted down the cu...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 19:52:00 GMT |
MONKEY SPRITES |
The doctor asked why I smoke so much dope and drink so much wine all the time. I said that when I take those drugs I come under the protection of the gods Dionysus and Shiva. That, I explained, is why...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 19:52:00 GMT |
BEER |
While I was in Camden today, sitting by the canal enjoying the sunshine, some police approached a harmless group of people and took their cans of beer off them and poured them in the canal. When a man...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 20:56:00 GMT |
THE WALLONIANS |
Who are these brightening things, Who's faces light our way? From whom do they draw their lineage, These Wallonians? Who have they enslaved, And whose slaves are they? And what have they done? Where ...
Posted by on Sun, 20 May 2007 14:22:00 GMT |
SOFT, PLACID ZOMBIES |
The problem with these politicians and these social workers is that they are soft in the head. They blame ordinary people's lack of morality and social conscience on various things that they know we c...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 19:32:00 GMT |
15 |
WE all saw this week's news reports about how the Mighty Persians have released 15 captured British sailors from a desert dungeon hell. But how many of us know about the government cover-up and ...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 15:27:00 GMT |
VIAGRA |
I just read an article on the BBC website about a patch called INTRINSA which, when applied to the skins of ladies who are finding it hard to get horny for their fat, balding, couch-potato husbands, w...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 03:29:00 GMT |
NO APOLOGIES FOR THE SLAVE TRADE |
I'm not going to apologise for the slave trade. And I don't want the present government to do it on my behalf, either. I'll tell you why.
It's not about 'THE SINS OF THE FATHER&' or any of th...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 16:38:00 GMT |
