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Jesse the Simpson.

They think they're all high and mighty just 'cause they never got caught driving without pants.

About Me

I attempt to be a good person. It gets difficult. I have decided to delete stress from my life, because that is how you live longer. I find a way around road blocks. I am better than nobody else, just as no other person is better than me. I understand things. I wish money didn't exist. I don't get offended by anything. People who don't know anything criticize. People who get in my way only make me try harder. There are things about this populous that I will never understand. There is no such thing as cursing; its "adult" language used to express things that children aren't allowed to. Its not going to send you to hell. Come to think of it, nothing is. So just be good for the hell of it. Thank you.

My Interests

Rocking and Rolling. Whatever that may pertain to. Filmmaking on ALLLL aspects, Movies (Bigtime), Drawing, THE NEW YORK GIANTS, Juggling, Guitar, Women, Nintendo Wii, Karate, Traveling out of this Country, Good Music, Bowling, DDR, Football, Golf, Alcohol, Cigars, and finally, Chilling.

I'd like to meet:

Jon Stewart, Will Ferrell, Jeremy Shockey, P.T. & Wes Anderson, everyone in Pink Floyd, Monty Python, a highly-credited agent, Jack Black, everybody in my heroes column, the list goes on and on. And these two:That is funny as hell.

Music:

Classic Rock. Favourite bands ever (In order): Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, The Who, The Doors, The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, Talking Heads, Electric Light Orchestra, David Bowie. And the rest in no particular order: .38 Special, AC/DC, The Allman Brothers, America, Black Sabbath, Blue Oyster Cult, Bob Dylan, Boston, The Cars, Chicago, Cream (and regular Eric Clapton, for that matter), Creedence Clearwater Revival, Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young, Devo, Doobie Brothers, Edgar Winter Group, Elton John, Emerson, Lake, and Palmer, Eric Burdon and The Animals, Fleetwood Mac, Genesis, The Guess Who, Heart, Jefferson Airplane, Jimi Hendrix, Joe Walsh, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Paul McCartney and Wings, Peter Frampton, The Police, Queen, Rush, Santana, Steely Dan, The Steve Miller Band, Supertramp, Tears For Fears, Todd Rundgren, U2, Van Morrison, War, Yes, ZZ Top. Alternative Rock and Metal are excellent, as well, such as: Beck, Foo Fighters, Gnarls Barkley, Retro Green Day, Incubus, Muse, The Offspring, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Phish, Primus, Rage Against The Machine, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Stone Temple Pilots, System of a Down, Tenacious D, Tool, & Wolfmother. Other than that and a few more, Jazz, Disco, and Elevator Music. Country music sucks ass; I don't care WHAT you say, I severely dislike rap, and I believe that punk is just annoying, noisy shit.......I also like Radiohead.

Movies:

The Godfather, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Star Wars Episode IV, Animal House, Pulp Fiction, LOTR: The Return of the King, Full Metal Jacket, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Forrest Gump, American Beauty, Magnolia, Goodfellas, The Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, E.T., Boogie Nights, A Clockwork Orange, The Godfather Part 2, Casablanca, Ghostbusters, Sin City, Jurassic Park, Adaptation, Donnie Darko, There's Something About Mary, Halloween, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Apocalypse Now, LOTR: The Two Towers, The Life Aquatic, Batman, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Fargo, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Matrix, As Good As It Gets, Star Wars Episode V, Rushmore, Borat!, Alien, A Beautiful Mind, Dumb and Dumber, Caddyshack, Psycho, The Princess Bride, The Sixth Sense, Wayne's World, Terminator 2, Spaceballs, Reservoir Dogs, Finding Nemo, Clerks, and LOTR: The Fellowship of the Ring. In that order.

Television:

The Simpsons, The Sopranos, South Park, Arrested Development, Family Guy, Entourage, The Phil Claroni Show, Ali G., The Wonder Years, Saturday Night Live, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Mr. Show, Rocko's Modern Life, Ren & Stimpy, Robot Chicken, Mr. Show, Adult Swim. And anything else that is genius...never should have gotten rid of Salute Your Shorts...

Books:

I am not much of a reader, for the sole reason that NAHS pushed many bad books on us children, leading me to go from loving reading to hating it. Now I only do movie scripts, pretty much. Other than that: The Catcher in the Rye, Ordinary People, America The Book & The Alphabet of Manliness.

Heroes:

Directors: Stanley Kubrick, P.T. Anderson, Wes Anderson, Spielberg, Tarrantino, Scorcese, and Kevin Smith. Music: Jimi Hendrix, Dave Grohl, Keith Moon, Pete Townshend, & Les Claypool. Other: My Father, Jon Stewart, Conan O'Brien, Matt Groening, Trey Parker, Jack Black, Tiki Barber, DiJon Bracy. Jesus is a homeboy, as well.