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chelsea

we're just the matronly turtles who got trampled by buffalo on our journey to the arc.

About Me

QUESTION if you could interview ANY TYPE of tree in the entire world, what kind would you interview and what would you ask it? my constant mocking of other peoples myspace pages has just now turned around and bit me on the behind very very violently. its made it impossible for me to write anything here without hearing my own voice calling myself an idiot. your really cute. i dont know why i just typed that. like now im just forming words on this keyboard for no reason. your not even that cute. yep...nope. why are you still reading this while i continue to verbally (or electronically) abuse you? YOU ARE SO UGLY! and your still reading this. you know how i know your still reading this? im psychic. yes. i know. stop gawking. have you ever seen thats so raven? of course you have. im exactly like that. COMMON MISCONSEPTION: if i ever invite you over to my house to partake in some karmel sutra (which is a delicious iced cream), it is NOT a sex invitation. You can distinguish between the two because ALL of my sex invitations are printed on metallic gold card stock (the golden ticket! pun definitely intended, and appreciated), are spritzed with fragrance and come with a pressed flower in the envelope. COMMON MISCONSEPTION #2: Im not a fashion expert. I know…shocking right? I always looks so put together……Well it takes a lot of people, a lot of time…a team of experts…It’s…you wouldn’t want all the attention. You feel a little like a piece of meat. ill see you later! i dont know how to end this well. is: "ill see you later" acceptable. your so diappointed. get over it, go eat some worms or something. get out of my crib! i dont know why i just typed that. i should just delete it. no...its kind of endearing. i'll see you later!

My Interests

yes i have interests. next question.

I'd like to meet:

shia! (i love shia!) I would donate all of my toes to goodwill just to meet the cast of arrested development and the office. what impoverished people would want with my toes i have no idea.

Music:

i refuse to answer this one because ill feel stupid no matter what. lots of it! i lvo making playlists for some reason. its like...really fun for me. i should add that to my interests...no im not going to because all my viewers (there are millions of them) will read my interests before they read this. and then theyll think im really weird becasue i choose to list "making playlists" as one of my hobbies. Neutral Milk Hotel, joni, reggae, see i feel like an idiot.

Movies:

any movie that involves gangs dueling through dance is a movie for melife as a house, lollilove, 40 year old Virgin, Billy Elliot, I Am Sam, The Specials, that thing you do

Television:

RIP: THE OC and ARRESTED DEVELOPMENTand STELLA The Office (times like...SO many numbers) House Extras Grey's Anatomy (but...just kind of. as im watching it the enitre time im like..."when is this ending?"

Books:

i love to read, it makes me smarter than i already am! White Oleanderwait. harry potter. so. duh.and i also like buying books with a lot of medium length essays in them Chelsea And Nitsa's Book Club Rules and Regulations 1. must exchange books after reading them 2. must vow eternal loyalty to harry potter 3. must wear zipup, footsy pajamas at all club meetings Please contact Chelsea or nitsa for questions or concerns or for a laminated version of The Rules