It’s the Law, Asshole! |
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Posted by on Fri, 09 Jan 2009 01:05:00 GMT |
If there was ever a doubt, THIS is how much of a dork I am ... |
In the first season of 'The Golden Girls', the pattern of Sophia's bedspread is identical to the pattern in her wallpaper. Yup.It's true.
Posted by on Sat, 20 Dec 2008 10:28:00 GMT |
You know what really fucking hurts? |
A lateral sprain on your left ankle. Jesus Christ.If you want to see something gross, stop by my house sometime this week.
Posted by on Mon, 08 Dec 2008 19:42:00 GMT |
To whomever I might marry... |
I know you'll think that the song "Blue Shadows on the Trail" from "Three Amigos" is as sweet, sentimental, and snuggle-tastic as I do. And, you might even like Randy Newman as much as I do.Just a th...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Nov 2008 03:10:00 GMT |
I need your number. |
My phone drowned the other night, and I lost all my numbers. Please send me your digits if you want a spot in the awesomest phone book in town.xoxome
Posted by on Fri, 31 Oct 2008 23:55:00 GMT |
REPOST -- What Really Grinds My Gears |
I just haven't blogged in while, and I'm too lazy to be creative right now. So, here's an old favorite:You know what really grinds my gears? Cereal commercials.This has been a MAJOR pet peeve of mine ...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Oct 2008 04:06:00 GMT |
Palin-Tracker 2008 |
I'm going to make it my mission to track and post daily, every idiotic, vague, and downright silly thing that Sarah Palin is quoted on by the AP.From a CNN article, referencing her recent Town Hall in...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 16:24:00 GMT |
Sarah Palin is the one thing getting me to the polls this year!! |
Because, she is, by far, the most terrifying political prospect in US history. And, remember -- I lived through Dan Quayle.So, yes, I have decided to vote... AGAINST John McCain.If you want to keep a...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 18:27:00 GMT |
