Doctor Who And The Blonde Paranoia |
I was brushing my teeth whilst hanging pictures of PTP CrushWatch 2007 David Tennant onto the inside of my bathroom mirror cabinet. It's the only place I feel comfortable putting up such rubbish as Do...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 19:50:00 GMT |
Look At What I Got For Al Sharpton! |
Check out the little gift I'm sending him for being such a swell guy.Do you think he will like it? I got a whole bunch more for Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and the whole Duke Lacrosse Team! I'm gen...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 11:56:00 GMT |
What I Saw |
Saturday! My stars and garters, what a day that was, something torn straight from Girl, Interrupted or some shit. I was at home, indulging in my usual Saturday practice of lounging in my pajamas while...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 00:39:00 GMT |
2 Things |
1. Some skank named Whitney has been going around giving men a fake number, specifically MY CELL PHONE NUMBER. This chick must be a TOTAL HO, based on the volume of dudes(and a couple girls!)that keep...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 02:06:00 GMT |
Belated Valentine's Day Dinner |
Around the time V-day was occurring, CDB and I were both recovering from colds, so we ended up heading out to the Melting Pot for a fondue instead. He gave me orchids, handmade chocolates, a gorgeous ...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 01:59:00 GMT |
Pan's Labryinth Rocked And Slush Puppies Suck |
"I put it in those holes." -N. N and I were standing line at the concession stand in the movie theater arguing about whether Slush Puppies were a better frozen drink than Icees when the whole wide wor...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 02:19:00 GMT |
Vacation Highlights 1 |
Fug Me Gently With A Chainsaw. Not only am I still sick, but when I look out the window at the grey nastiness, all I can think about is how just a few short days ago I was looking out the window to se...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 19:40:00 GMT |
Rachael Ray: Public Enemy Number 1 To The PadThaiPrincess Crown |
A Friend of mine wanted to know why I have no love for Rachael Ray and her precious bottles of EVOO and Chicken Stock and bad highlights and a big old Crock Pot of Plain Old Fashioned Fugly. Here is ...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 13:47:00 GMT |
Fashion Tragedy: Man Leggings |
Oh SWEET JESUS.Now I know there are many out there who will think I have lost it when I write that a key, new must-have for men this coming fall will be a pair of leggings to be worn outside, not just...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 11:27:00 GMT |
One Rib? I Sho' Am Hungry |
"I brought you some ribs." It was the magic phrase that lit Benson's face up in a "where has this boy been all my life?" way. Forget "I really care about your daughter", "I respect what you've done in...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 09:40:00 GMT |
