Dammit!!!!! |
Oh, the horror!!!!!...........nah, just playing. But, alas, 3 years of out-smarting the boys in blue has come to an end. I was driving down H-1 East and the motor units and their damn BMW ...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 00:06:00 GMT |
I'm so confused.... |
I'm so lost right now. It's a long story but to make it short, I think I may have shot myself in the proverbial foot this time. It's not often that I make a decision that I come to regret....
Posted by on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 15:06:00 GMT |
Facts about sex |
1) 94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect (no matter what you have hear...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 12:16:00 GMT |
It's long, but very informative. I loved it.... |
Neal Boortz Commencement Address: I am honored by the invitation to address you on this august occasion.It's about time. Be warned, however, that I am not here to impress you;you'll have enough smoke ...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 03:43:00 GMT |
THE COST OF FREEDOM......READ IT!!!!!!!!!! |
Most people don't know what it has cost this great country of ours to be free. SO, here's a rundown of the cost of freedom in terms of combat fatalities on the American side.
WAR &nbs...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 01:38:00 GMT |
This is about the most beautiful situation!!! |
Ok. So today I got a phone call from a friend with whom I haven't talked to in over a year. Of all the things he could be doing when he calls.................HE'S SITTING ON THE JOHN PINCH...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 23:06:00 GMT |
9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1 Facts about me!!! |
NINE LAST:last cigarette: many years agolast beverage: waterlast kiss: about a week ago when Jess left to go back to Oregonlast movie seen: not entirely surelast phone call: Hannahlast cd played: Umm....
Posted by on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 02:56:00 GMT |
Things you are likely to hear me say. READ!!! |
Things that I say and what they mean. Mostly pilot and military lingo.ETA: Estimated Time of ArrivalETE: Estimated Time En routeETD: Estimated Time of DepartureHOOAH!=HUA: Means I HEAR you. I UNDERSTA...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 00:08:00 GMT |
Application to date me |
what would you do if I?1. I made a move on u:2. I kissed you:3. I lived next door to you:4. I started smoking:5. I asked you on a date:6. I was hospitalized:7. I ran away from home:8. I got into a fig...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 01:36:00 GMT |
