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Jennifer

About Me

Be cocky enough to be unapologetically flawed.

Sites I <3

kexp - listen. worship.

The Morning News

Columbia Journalism Review

Book Slut

McSweeney's

The Onion

BoldType

Nerve

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who love diagrams!

My Blog

I’m gonna marry a librarian someday...

The Columbus main library has a photo of Cormac McCarthy with a quote from Tom Waits's "Step Right Up" next to it: "The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away." Oh, but it gets much bette...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 02:30:00 GMT

Reasons to luff life

So, like, we've invented this crazy wheel thing, and discovered this nifty fire stuff, uhh... so, like, what what do you want to do now...?Popularity breeds contentThere is a godWhen life gives you se...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 03:33:00 GMT

It is said to be a very big wafer...

I wish I could think of something more clever to say about this....We all "commit the sin" of telling people things we are convinced they just don't know or get. Why else would they say the things the...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 00:05:00 GMT

Living la vida Amish...

My lifelong quest to achieve exquisite simplicity amidst the mad-dash that is modern life has definitely introduced me to some... unconventional... movements. Cross-dressing bank robbers who champion ...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 18:29:00 GMT

I was a teenage stalker...

and you'll find it as del.icio.us as I did, darling...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 17:41:00 GMT

Holy breeders, Bateman! Or what Jen would do...

Juno, the movie, is sentimental, short-sighted, white-trash tripe. The dialog is slightly entertaining, nay amusing, if totally over-written (and at times over-acted). The actors carried the heavy loa...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:04:00 GMT

Quote of the...

Why are we so obsessed with ensuring that politicians stick to their guns? We've seen the effects of a president's adherence to a mostly black-and-white view of the world. It ain't pretty. So why do w...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jul 2008 18:28:00 GMT

Q. Is it better to read Rowling than not read at all? A. It is much better to see the movie.

Thanks are in order to Harold Bloom, some 8 years overdue... His rank intolerance for mediocrity never ceases to make me laugh."How to read 'Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone'? Why, very quickly, ...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 06:00:00 GMT

Things I want to be when I grow up

ChildlessBaby magnetizerA monkey's uncleTouched by His noodley appendageA law-abiding citizenNeuro-trashLicensed to hugOtherkinSycophant
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 07:17:00 GMT

License Plate of the Week...

Wship Ldr...Worship Ladder?Warship Leader?
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 18:00:00 GMT