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Shmando

About Me

my middle name is beth and i'm in a band called Tusker. my socks rarely match.}

My Interests

making, reading, writing, playing.

I'd like to meet:

people just like me, people not at all like me "; I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

Music:

H.A. and the T.B, muthafucka

Movies:

yes and no

Television:

hostile makeover

Books:

anything HST, Worst Case Scenario, and Reggie Venice

Heroes:

tacos and burritos

My Blog

www.withclaws.etsy.com

I'll have pics of new stuff on the '...WithClaws' myspace and etsy sites soon! I've been working on some pouches/wristlets and other goodies, but I've been waiting for them to accumulate so I can post...
Posted by Shmando on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 09:10:00 PST

i wanna.

I wanna start posting funny blogs like on Michael Ian Black's website. But first I would need things to talk about. And then I would need to be funny. Poop.  http://michaelianblack.typepad.com/...
Posted by Shmando on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 04:06:00 PST

for a hot friday night

come to AV-arie tonight! 7pm-11pm 2000 w fulton st (just north of lake and damen), Chicago. 3rd floor. hand-made gifts and goodness, just you see. but not like old people crafts or nothin'. no toaster...
Posted by Shmando on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 09:34:00 PST

haiku to you

i've decided myspace is only good for promoting events/mass invitations and random poetry. since i sit at a computer all day "surfing" the "web" i'm launching an effort to leave a haiku on everyone's ...
Posted by Shmando on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:41:00 PST

!

woooaaaaa! kitties!!!!!!! yea i'm bored.
Posted by Shmando on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 02:22:00 PST

a very wise man once said.........

"That there are such devices as firearms, as easy to operate as cigarette lighters and as cheap as toasters, capable at anybody's whim of killing Father or Fats or Abraham Lincoln or John Lennon or Ma...
Posted by Shmando on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 09:03:00 PST

this has no subject.

again i've made a mess of the kitchen situation. we're running out of carpet cleaner.what will we do with me?
Posted by Shmando on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 12:57:00 PST

dear diary...

dear diary, today i saw a woman walk out of a restaurant with a foot and a half of toilet paper trailing from her shoe. i thought that only happened on the TV. and there's a severed bird head out...
Posted by Shmando on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the greatest mystery of mice and men...

...The greatest mystery of mice and men comes up in conversation again and again and again and again. how in the holy blazes are sausages made?? you take a little of this and a little of that gr...
Posted by Shmando on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ahoy

look, mom! i live in a computer now!
Posted by Shmando on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST