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Killer of beauty, fucker up of shit. Destroy.

Taking weird to a new level since '83.

About Me

i'm your typical spectacular slacker. i can be extremely careless. i can be extremely jealous. douchebags who flaunt their shit make me not feel bad for stealing. sometimes i feel bad for stealing. sometimes i steal to make myself feel better. i don't like fighting but sometimes i like to get beat. people who think they're tough guys make me laugh, some people never grow up. i like to talk to myself in the mirror like a tough guy because it ends in utter confusion and complete awkwardness. whateverlife.com

My Interests

Travelling, writing, having fun, art, always trying to do more push-ups, constantly making things awkward, beautiful scenery, sluts, gimmicks, bein all weiirrdd and shit, Fall, cookin' up some shit, talking, jokin around, laughing, giving nicknames, getting confused about how serious people are, pointing out people who look like famous people when they look nothing like them, partying, concerts, ruining things, keeping a sense of humor in terrible situations, being too much ...things like that.

I'd like to meet:

Whoever...stupid fuck faces, sweaty fat kids, ugly chicks, shitty bands, your mom.

Music:

I'm a fan of music in general but here's some shit all mixed up... Sage Francis, Cage, El-P, Downrise, Can Ox, Aesop Rock, Def Jux in general, MSI, Queen, Blink 182, Common Sense, 311, hed pe, Weathermen, Damien Rice, Starsailor, A Perfect Circle, GNR, NIN, The Queers, Metallica, Atmosphere, J Davis Trio, Dead Prez, Juice, Mos Def, The Used, Pantera, Nerve Damage, The Spill Canvas, Sole, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Motion City Soundtrack, David Bowie, Corporate Avenger, Dido, Air, GG Allin, Sade, Tears For Fears, Incubus, Tenacious D, Insolence, Hawthorne Heights, The Grind Family, Kottonmouth Kings, Copywrite, Sneaker Pimps, Tool, Beastie Boys, Tha Crew www.crewforlife.com (if it's ever done), Do or Die, Shai, Talib Kweli, the list goes on forever....

Movies:

i don't own many movies. Donnie Darko, SLC Punk, Dolls, and The Wall is pretty much it. but i like... Highway, Fear and Loathing, Fight Club, Friday 1,2, and 3, Menace 2 Society, Colors, Boyz in the Hood, Pulp Fiction, Platoon, The War Back Home, My Own Private Idaho, A Home at the End of the World, all kinds of movies i see on HBO, there's too many to name that i can't even think of right now...but i will say that i like teen movies...and made for TV disney movies are okay too.This figures lol...
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Television:

Adult Swim...the funny cartoons, i can't do the whole japanese anime. The 4400, X-Files, Sell This House!, Reno 911, Becker, and whatever's on.

Books:

Ralph Waldo Emerson, Henry David Thoreau, Tao Teh Ching....pretty much something i can relate to.

Heroes:

Dave Thomas. Joe Crede. People named "Carl". Freddy Mercury. Dudley Moore. and of course...your mom.

My Blog

Shitty McFuckface.

blah blah blah.  i wish i could organize my thoughts for about five minutes to touch on some of the shit that's constantly flying through my head, non-stop fucking contradiction and what not.&nbs...
Posted by fascinating fuckface on Wed, 16 May 2007 10:10:00 PST

it's amazing how normal things make my day sometimes.

well, i finally went and got my license back today.  sure, i don't have a car but that actually kinda helped out because my insurance was pretty cheap due to the "non-owner" bullshit, so now i ju...
Posted by fascinating fuckface on Fri, 04 May 2007 02:28:00 PST

This may come off a little whiny or whatever but....

i was talking to my girlfriend who's in vegas (which is where i'll be going at 6 tonite) and while on the phone i was told to hold so of course i'm gonna listen to what's going on and in the backgroun...
Posted by fascinating fuckface on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 09:37:00 PST

tiny profile change and vegas

well yesterday i made a change on my profile that i never thought i'd make, a very small change but a change nonetheless, my status got switched to "in a relationship" and boy i'll tell you ever since...
Posted by fascinating fuckface on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 05:48:00 PST

so much more to life........

are you aware that millions of people disagree?  are you aware that you maybe alone in your retarded opinions?  are you aware that there are millions thinking just like you:?  so what's...
Posted by fascinating fuckface on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 02:27:00 PST

anaconda fuck balls.

or as they're properly known; anaconda breeding balls.  check that shit on google (4th from the top), those anaconda bitches get down!!  i found it hilarious from the stories i heard about "...
Posted by fascinating fuckface on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 12:55:00 PST

accept being excepted

synonomous with burning bridges. 
Posted by fascinating fuckface on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 07:13:00 PST

oh yeah, i got a tattoo of a girl

so on v-day i got a tattoo of this girl i've been diggin' for years on my arm.  she's never talked back to me but she's dope and i'm in love...maybe i'll get a pic soon.  buddy wakefield roc...
Posted by fascinating fuckface on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 02:23:00 PST

sorry about the private blogs...(mostly to cory)

i just posted a couple things that i knew i would've deleted within the next couple days.  i have a problem of telling the truth and letting it ride...yeah i suck for being dishonest but that rea...
Posted by fascinating fuckface on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 01:48:00 PST

i smothered the flame on purpose.

do you really think i'm here for a reason??
Posted by fascinating fuckface on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 03:27:00 PST