Name: Chris Keller
Number: 98K514
Convicted: June 16, 1998
Charge: Felony murder, 2 counts attempted murder, assault with a deadly weapon, robbery, driving under the influence, reckless driving
Sentence: 88 years
Up For Parole: 50 years
Gang Affiliation: The Others
Allies: Tobias Beecher
Enemies: None
Quotes
Chris Keller: [to Beecher] You should take care of where you stick your dick. That baby is lethal
Warden Glynn: You wanted to see me.
Chris Keller: I gotta get out of this place.
Warden Glynn: There's a reason you're in protective custody. We want you to live long enough to testify against Schillinger.
Chris Keller: Yeah, Warden I stay in here I die of boredom.
Warden Glynn: You wanted magazines, I sent magazines.
Chris Keller: How many times a day can a guy jerk off?
Warden Glynn: I don't know, depends on the guy.
Chris Keller: I gotta go back to Em City. I ain't worried about Schillinger. I'll take care of myself. I want that fuck to see I'm not punking out.
Chris Keller: Hey, I'm gonna see you today, right?
Sister Pete: Three o'clock, visiting one of your ex-wives.
Chris Keller: Yeah.
Sister Pete: Which one? Kitty or Angelique?
Chris Keller: Bonnie, wife number 2 and number 4, she's the best.
Sister Pete: Hmmm.
Chris Keller: There she is, there she is.
Sister Pete: Aha, a redhead.
Chris Keller: No, the other one.
Sister Pete: Chris she's...
Chris Keller: Huge.
Sister Pete: Well, did she gain some weight after the divorce?
Chris Keller: No, she was that way when I married her. Both times. Bye.
[He goes into the visitation room and starts making out with Bonnie]
Chris Keller: One of the Teletubbies is gay.
Augustus Hill: What?
Chris Keller: Falwell, the reverend somebody, says that Twinkydink or whatever his name is... he's a butt pirate.
Chris Keller: Oz didn't make you a bitch. You were born one.
Which Oz character are YOU?
