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The Devil Wears L.A.M.B.

I am here for Friends

About Me

♥ Sometimes we don't do things we want to do so that others won't know we want to do them. Basically, if Amy Poehler and George Costanza were to have a baby, it would be me.

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My Interests

.... shopping, soulmates, the rape whisper, being mean to everyone, ICED TEA, green tea, snapple, the movies, Gwen Stefani, being in love with Gwen Stefani, driving around (when gas was 98 cents, like when I started driving, circa 2001), road trips, road trips to Las Vegas, San Francisco, making fun of people, frowning, singing really loud while I am driving around by myself, diet pepsi, friday nights, cocaine, sarcasm, making fun of people, hot middle eastern and indian guys, Jewish guys...well Jewish people in general. I love it. the Anaheim Angels, collecting shotglasses from different states, beer pong, playing King's Cup, hating everything, nicole richie, champagne, the Portuguese Hall, people watching at Souplantation, Hefeweizen, dive bars, tattoos, Jason Avila. ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ................................................ DISLIKES: SLUTS. Obnoxious drunks. SCHOOL!!!. Having a job sinced I turned 16. Meat. The smell of meat, especially ground beef. When people type lol. My car payment. My car. Getting my hair done. Making converstion with people I don't know. QUENTIN TARANTINO. U2 IS THE WORST BAND EVER because Bono wants to save the world. Going outdoors to do anything, the heat, parks, MY LIFE, poor people, old people, children, when people talk about the dumb election that was so last year, crying babies, asian girls because every guy is in love with them, people that don't have to work, christians, catholics, when my cell phone battery dies, putting gas in my car, when I always hit red lights, every holiday.

I'd like to meet:

A hot Jewish guy with tattoos. Yeah I know how Jewish people are with tattoo's..but hey, it's possible. And Kanye West because he is my style soulmate. And Jonah Hill because he has my heart and soul.

Music:

♥Bob Dylan
♥No Doubt
Alkaline Trio
♥Social Distortion
Thursday
♥ Gwen Stefani
♥ AFI
Unwritten Law
At The Drive In
♥Led Zeppelin
Creedence Clearwater Revival
♥ New Kids On The Block
NOFX
♥ Circa Survive
Beyonce
The Cure
♥ Jay-Z
Rocket From The Crypt
The Postal Service
The Vandals
Head Automatica
♥ Against Me!
The Mars Volta
♥Lagwagon
Death Cab For Cutie
Boys Night Out
Dr. Dre

Movies:

The Village, It's A Wonderful Life,Signs, Scarface, Closer, Old School, Office Space, Swingers, Ten Things I Hate About You, Jawbreaker, The Wedding Singer, Billy Madison, MARIE ANTOINETTE, American Psycho, Factory Girl, Superbad, Knocked Up, Wedding Crashers, Pineapple Express.

Television:

Haha, okay here we go...Law and Order: Criminal Intent, Law and Order:Special Victims Unit, Run's House, Bridezilla, Rich Bride, Poor Bride, Platinum Weddings, basically everything on Women's Entertainment Network, Days of Our Lives, Passions, The O.C., Sex and the City, Degrassi, Oprah, E.R., The Simpsons, King of the Hill because Bobby looks like my brother, Grey's Anatomy, One Tree Hill, John and Kate Plus 8.

Books:

The Truth About Diamonds written by my lady friend Nicole Richie, Stori Telling.

Heroes:

My Blog

Tony still loves Gwen

I think Kingston is really Tony's kid and/or they still love each other.  And yes I know Kingston is like the capital of Jamaica but come on.  ...
Posted by Marcy on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 01:39:00 PST

Happy New Year!!! I Hate My Life

"Jet Black New Year"Don't even take a breathThe air is cut with cyanideIn honor of the New YearThe press gives us cause to celebrate:These air raid sirensFlood barbed wire skylinesBy artificial night,...
Posted by Marcy on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 10:59:00 PST

House of Carters

What happened to Aaron Carter?  He is such a tweeker and uglier than he has ever been.  He has the scary growing up man face that happens to teenage boys around age 18.  What I dont und...
Posted by Marcy on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 01:55:00 PST

i hate my life but i love surveys

100 HAVE YOU EVERS 1. Made out for more than 3 minutes? -- Is this for like 13 year old girls?  Try like 8 hours baby...off and on of course. 2. Slept in a different bed? -- I've slept everywhe...
Posted by Marcy on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 02:36:00 PST

Things I hate right now

things I hate as of right now   1. Matisyahu 2. Tyra Banks and her stupid show that always comes on when I'm getting ready 3. U2 4. Venice Beach 5. Caroline Brady from Days of Our Lives 6. Okay a...
Posted by Marcy on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 09:14:00 PST

boys will be boys babbbbyyyyyy

1. WOULD YOU GET BACK WITH YOUR EX?oh hell no.  i have contemplated it a few times but no.2. WHAT KIND OF SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?an old saves the day shirt that i sleep in.  i think ashley bo...
Posted by Marcy on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 02:05:00 PST