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Dave

shit happens when you party naked

About Me

my name is david clark i am real easy to get along with and its real hard to piss me off but if you do you will know it real quick. i am a lifeguard and even tho it might look like the best job ever its boring as shit. i hate waking up early and im glad im done with high school. i am currently attending sinclair. i love to hunt and fish and go campen and hang out with my friends and party and get wasted, drive my sea does, have sex, travel, sleep, eat, blow shit up, listen to music, not be everyone elses taxi, watch tv, play pool, play football, but most of all i love to spend time with the ladies... latin layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com
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My Interests

i like to hunt and fish, play football, party it up with my friends, and rock out with my cock out

I'd like to meet:

jesus

Music:

pretty much all music is good but i love that classic rock
You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...

Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer

You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps

Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." The Simpsons Personality Test
what alcohol are YOU??? by amberfinesse
name:
age:
sex:
favorite singer:
you are:

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You Were a Rabbit
You are fast thinking and tend to live by your wits.
Getting over fears is important to you, as is strengthening intuition. What Animal Were You In a Past Life?
Your Luck Quotient: 58%
You have an average luck quotient.
There's been times when you've been extremely lucky... but also times when you've been very unlucky.
You probably know that you can make your own luck in life, if you're open to it.
So listen to your intuition as much as you can. It's right more often than you might expect. How Lucky Are You?
You're 55% Irish
You're very Irish, and most likely from Ireland.
(And if you're not, you should be!) How Irish Are You?
Your Pimp Name Is...
Dr. Big Spenda What's Your Pimp Name?
Your Brain's Pattern
Your mind is a creative hotbed of artistic talent.
You're always making pictures in your mind, especially when you're bored.
You are easily inspired to think colorful, interesting thoughts.
And although it may be hard to express these thoughts, it won't always be. What Pattern Is Your Brain?
How High Is Your Sex Drive?
Name
Age
Gender
Your Sex Drive Level Is.. - 97%

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Movies:

half baked, braveheart, van wilder, 40 year old virgin
You Are Olde English
Drinking is more than a hobby for you. It's your favorite drug.
When you drink, you want to get wasted. As quickly and cheaply as possible.
Looking back on your best times drinking... well, you don't remember them at all.
You may be a few brain cells short, but you still can chug a 40! What's Your Beer Personality?


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You're a Wild Drunk
You can get enough drink. Seriously, you'll just go puke and start pounding them back again! What Kind of Drunk Are You?
How Good are you at Certain Things?
Name
Age
Favorite Color
Nickname
Sex - 65%
Romance - 100%
Self - Control - 33%
Kissing - 95%
Cuddling - 75%
Kinkiness - 21%
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Television:

south park, viva la bam, jackass, family guy, that 70's show, csi

Books:

i hate reading

Heroes:

ghandi... just playin lol i dont really have any heroes i dont think uhhhhh nope