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Jack's Smirking Revenge

I love Lamp.

About Me

I am:
Sarcastic as fuck.
A fucking mess.
Kind of a big deal.
Easily amused.
Intellectual.
Intelligent.
Obsessed with stars.
Outspoken.
Opinionated.
Grossed out by spiders.
Cynical.
Socially awkward.
Obsessive compulsive.
A fucking genius.
A tomboy.
A retired hockey player.
A writer.
A glitter whore.
The worst driver ever.
Artistically autistic.
Lazy all the time.
Narcissistic.
A slob like whoa.
Hyperactive.
A musician.
Tattooed and pierced.
A photographer.
Typically emo.
A nerd.
An introverted extrovert.
Anal retentive.
Pretentious.
Aloof.
Boring.
Loud.
Obnoxious.
Addictions:
Bonne Bell Lip Smackers.
Harry Potter.
Mountain Dew.
Pepperoni Pizza.
Lists.
Marlboro Menthol Lights.
Batman.
Camo gear.
Glitter.
Music.
Chuck Taylors.
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My Interests

Batman.
Harry Potter.
Hello Kitty.
Movies.
Books.
Donnie Darko.
Hockey.
Music.
Comics.
Writing.
Reading.
Sleeping.
Prison Break.

I'd like to meet:

Batman.
Chuck Norris.
Wentworth Miller.
Conan O'Brien.
Igor Larionov.
Martin Brodeur.
Paul Booth.
J.K. Rowling.
Tim Burton.
Martin Scoreses.
Dean Koontz.

Music:

It changes on a daily basis.
Ask me again tomorrow.

Movies:

Donnie Darko.
Fight Club.
American History X.
A Clockwork Orange.
SLC Punk.
Tank Girl.
Full Metal Jacket.
Enemy At The Gates.
My Own Private Idaho.
Death To Smoochy.
One Hour Photo.
The Nightmare Before Christmas.
The Godfather.
The Never Ending Story.
Goodfellas.

Television:

Prison Break.
House, M.D.
Dexter.
Will And Grace.
That 70's Show.

Books:

Harry Potter.
Dexter.
Batman comics.

Heroes:

Batman.
Chuck Norris.
Conan O'Brien.
Tim Burton.

My Blog

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Ladies and germs?The countdown is on.3 more days to my barf day, bitches.Only the cool kids have their party at Chuck E. Cheese's.You're God damn right that's where we're going, too.Mmm hmm, yes indee...
Posted by Jack's Smirking Revenge on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 03:17:00 PST

Talk Is Cheap.

The fucking Cube Farm Crazies have got control of me.It's so nice outside, which I'm not used to for a November.And instead of going out and enjoying it?I'm sitting here, catching a severe case of ass...
Posted by Jack's Smirking Revenge on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 09:53:00 PST

Tadpoles is a winner!

Okay, so Southland Tales?What the fuck was that.First of all.I'm sorry.I just can't watch a movie with The Rock in it seriously.Or Mandy Moore.It had Donnie Darko's dad in it.But I have no clue as to ...
Posted by Jack's Smirking Revenge on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 11:05:00 PST

Its delicious.

'But I don't want to be among mad people,' Alice remarked.'Oh, you can't help that,' said The Cat: 'We're all mad here.I'm mad, you're mad.''How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.'You must be,' said Th...
Posted by Jack's Smirking Revenge on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 09:43:00 PST

You got me so hypnotized...

So, Fall Out Boy was amazing.They played Grand Theft Autumn.Best song ever.I had a blast.It was amazing.Minus the first 2 shitty acts.And all the pre teen girls.Screaming, crying, hyperventilating.But...
Posted by Jack's Smirking Revenge on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 07:03:00 PST

Shut the fuck up and dance.

It's official.Boys are fucking slobs.I don't know how I've managed to live with so many of them.Not that I'm the neatest person on the planet.Cuz fuck no I'm not.But these boys are way worse than me....
Posted by Jack's Smirking Revenge on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 12:02:00 PST

Assholes say what?

Hey, here's an idea.If you haven't heard something straight from my fat mouth?Then why don't you fucking shut yours.Don't talk about shit you don't fucking understand.And you never fucking will.Fuck y...
Posted by Jack's Smirking Revenge on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 10:09:00 PST

Oh. My. God.

Well, as it turns out.Last night was NOT a good night.In any fashion.Whatsoever.I'm not gettng into it.It's too...  Ugly?Ugh.I was "hanging out" (for lack of a better word).And I couldn't even be...
Posted by Jack's Smirking Revenge on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 10:44:00 PST

It’s not what you think.

Tonight better be a good night.Or I'm gonna be pissed.I seriously need to do something.This cubefarm is seriously boring the fuck out of me.I didn't think it was possible.But I am literally dying of b...
Posted by Jack's Smirking Revenge on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 05:09:00 PST

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I don't know how I manage to do it.But I can seriously sit and listen to the same 2 songs.On repeat.For hours.And they're not even that good of songs.I don't know.I guess that rereading Harry Potter 2...
Posted by Jack's Smirking Revenge on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 07:53:00 PST