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Cactus Kieran

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About Me

(YES THIS IS UPDATED THANK YOU)currently i am the guitarist of a band called Elephantine, who basically sound like heavy rock n roll with a jaunt of metal,or some shit like that,go and check the profile ya lazy fuck.WE HAVE RECORDED an album by the name of magnesium,and it sounds completely fuckin class,and we all now own t-shirts of our infamous band,who are by the way possibly gettin signed to mother tounge records which is nick oliveri's label.i get drunk quite a lot,i play guitar even more and i have an utterly amazing girlfriend who makes a lot of things seem worthwhile,like actualy getting up for one haha.elephantine rule.laura rules.i rule.its that simple.im 18 now,so bring on the banter.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: kieran gallagher
Birthday: 20/07/88
Birthplace: edinburgh
Current Location: dalkeith
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: dark
Height: 5"11
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: irish (could be related to rory gallagher)
The Shoes You Wore Today: shredded converse
Your Weakness: guitars,computer games and spaffin
Your Fears: spiders, breakin my guitar
Your Perfect Pizza: a fresh air pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: a jecht shot in the last half
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: sound/cool
Thoughts First Waking Up: i could fairly deliver a shaftin
Your Best Physical Feature: ehhh...hair?
Your Bedtime: fuck off
Your Most Missed Memory: if its missing how can i remember it?
Pepsi or Coke: coke for god sake
MacDonalds or Burger King: hmmmmm.....burger king-just
Single or Group Dates: dates are for those of us with money
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: both pish
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: nah
Do you Swear: aye
Do you Sing: nah
Do you Shower Daily: afraid its baths only for me
Have you Been in Love: !?
Do you want to go to College: i did and it sucked the baw
Do you want to get Married: dont see a lot of purpose but females eh
Do you belive in yourself: what, as in my own existence?its questionable
Do you get Motion Sickness: not really
Do you think you are Attractive: who cares when you have lynx..or some shit
Are you a Health Freak: ahahahahahahahahahahah hell no
Do you get along with your Parents: yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: i guess i do
Do you play an Instrument: GUITAR MOTHERFUCKER
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: do i look like a bloody jehova?
In the past month have you Smoked: not in the past 17 years
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes,i injected some paracetamol
&..39;In the past month have you gone on a Date:' i have gone out my house on a date like the 12th
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: the aa discount mall yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i dont even know what an oreo is
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes indeed, i am a rockstar after all
In the past month have you been Dumped: quite the opposite actualy
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: frequently in my bathroom
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: probably
Ever been Drunk: that is actualy insulting
Ever been called a Tease: muhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhhu yep
Ever been Beaten up: no, jedis do not know such experiences
Ever Shoplifted: jedis do, however, shoplift pretty good
How do you want to Die: uhhhh...in cardiac arrest?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a bit taller
What country would you most like to Visit: ivalice
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue/green
Favourite Hair Color: no that sure....not white anyway
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: hmmmm probably not taller than me
Weight: more than a feather less than a rhino
Best Clothing Style: korean monkey rap
Number of Drugs I have taken: pshhh
Number of CDs I own: a bunch
Number of Piercings: dont have or need
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 4.68
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.. You scored as Pokemon Trainer. So you like to pit your Pokemon against others to come out on top. You say it's because you love animals, but who are you bullshitting? You love cock fights.

Pokemon Trainer


73%

Fox McCloud


60%

Samus


53%

Kirby


53%

Link


47%

Donkey Kong


47%

Mario


33%
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This is my cactuar,
cacticite K
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Tonberry-Cactuar
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

rory gallagher,the inventor of the whisk/grand theft auto and someone with dodgy pinkies like myself