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Hi. I'm Ronaldo!

Fucking SHIT

About Me

I live in tampa. I Get Your Own Voice Player Manage

My Interests

Book Reading. Being a guy, video games as well. But the ones you read!

I'd like to meet:

Batman, Jon Davis, and God. We need to have a talk. aim---tearsformurry

Music:

I'm a 90's kid.

Movies:

Ones that are good. With good characters. Hopefully something actually ...scary? Yeah. I got scared by the grudge the first time i saw it. YOU watch it with a dark hallway in the corner of your eye.

Television:

rots your brain. most of the time.

Books:

everything. you wouldn't believe how entertaining a cereal box can be. e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g. If someone wants to go todash, i will sex them.

Heroes:


Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

My Blog

unfinsished

away, away, a-waiting for the bus to comeit should be cold but i don't feel a thing at allthis Lady's so nice she smiled at me teeth and allthis day's so great noone has asked me where i'm fromjust th...
Posted by Hi. I'm Ronaldo! on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 03:16:00 PST

Miasma

It's cold today, my shoes are worn thin.Can't avoid the puddles and pools of mudDon't avoid the puddles and pools of mud,They aren't there. Only him. Only him.My mind's a whirling disaster, yetOne tho...
Posted by Hi. I'm Ronaldo! on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 11:53:00 PST

waagh!

I'll promise you, if you'll promise me.Fall is come and the crows as well.What dark news comes with those wings?Trees will shed their colored cloaksTo stand bare and proud under our gaze.I'll promise ...
Posted by Hi. I'm Ronaldo! on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 06:26:00 PST

woe

man, i had something good to write when i pressed the damn button. sumbitch. i should carry around a pad or some crap. btw, motherfuck ex-boyfriends of people. motherfuck indeed. ruining my day and wh...
Posted by Hi. I'm Ronaldo! on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 10:13:00 PST

whoa

what the hell happened? one minute, mania, the next...shit. Always the afterlife, though, yeah? zombifying and whatnot. ugh
Posted by Hi. I'm Ronaldo! on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 06:31:00 PST

some number or another

Oh lord allay the ladies livening lust!Make miscreants miss the missus!Throw bones and stones at the stoned!Grant the grey the gumption to stay,And ask the angels about their asinine answers.Because I...
Posted by Hi. I'm Ronaldo! on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 05:28:00 PST

Hey you lurkers

if you're going to read my poem-things, leave a damn comment! If you don't like it, let me know why. and if you do, well, my self esteem could always use the boost.
Posted by Hi. I'm Ronaldo! on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 10:15:00 PST

&2

Her lips say no but my hands say yesThey grace her throat, and I must stressThis is not rape; This is !REDRUMI smile; Her life-beat is under my thumbShe tries to scream but can only squeakShe tries to...
Posted by Hi. I'm Ronaldo! on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 11:33:00 PST

&1

In my dreams I'm a monsterSavaging corpses, iconoclast that I amBut all good things come to an endAnd I'm taken before the gargoyle tribunal."His nature led him to it! Should we shame ourselvesAnd jud...
Posted by Hi. I'm Ronaldo! on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 02:38:00 PST

ยง

I wish every day was a new beginningTrapped inside my indolent mindI play 409 jingles and corny cartoonsBecause they, at least, aren't real.I lose myself in swords and magicBooze and reeferAnd the wor...
Posted by Hi. I'm Ronaldo! on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 08:58:00 PST