Cat

I used to put dill pickles in my PB & J. I have a crush on Martyn Bennet and I enjoy watching Riverdance. I often sound more mad than I really am (pleasantly furious, please). My cuticles taste like chocolate. I would love to jump in a vat of lime green jello jigglers sometime in my life. As I child I enjoyed color-coding my mother's sock drawer. My mother dressed me up as Cyndi Lauper for halloween when I was in pre-school and I'm still proud. I subscribe to Bitch magazine. Previous roommates decided that, if I were like any cast member from Friends, it would indubitably be Monica but I'd rather it be Phoebe. I can sleep all day long, no prob. I get pretty excited about bathrooms with a window in the shower and tamales make me drool. I like apples and cheese together and I dislike cilantro to a fault, but I'm working on it. I recently picked up the bad habit of smoking...beedi. Someday I hope to look at my life and say, OK, it's time for me to become a carpenter.