Lady Luck is a greedy bitch with itchy palms and a case of the gimmes...
But I've got an outtie if she's got an inny, I'll clean her pipes and then sweep her chimney.
The beat that's in me is polyrhythmic.
You're only 60 heart beats per minute.
A human second-hand-me-down-to-earth-guy who will thriftshop-lift his hiphop...
I may be getting too big for my britches, but I paid my dues when the cost was climbing.
& if I burn too many bridges I'll never get off of this awful island.
As long as I've been rhyming, they only started listening, because for a while they didn't like how I wouldn't smoke the pot that I was pissing in, plus I had no dead homies to pour out the liquor I don't drink.
You can flash your shiny objects in front of my eyes and I won't blink.
I am different.
In a different way.
The only thing that stays the same is change.
I'm Ian.
I'm still here.
& I'm still edge.
I live in Jacksonville, Florida.
I graduated from culinary school in St. Augustine.
I work at The Tournament Players Championship Sawgrass in Ponte Vedra.
I have the cutest daughter & the most amazing girlfriend.
I listen to the widest selection of music.
I like cartoons & things that are funny because they don't make sence.
I'm really good at word games.
I eat, sleep & poop tattoos.
IM me & I'll talk back.
AIM - cupsofgasoline
