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Unemployed

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About Me

I'm a supremely arrogant asshole and everything I do and say is complete bullshit. That is the only truthful thing on this whole profile. Enjoy.
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My Interests

Music,going to shows, reading, writing, buying guns, being dissatisfied with my life, talking about getting more tattoos but never getting them, missing the old days, missing my friends, regreting nothing, playing the lotto, watching movies, being inspired, being a genius. I like laughing. Japanese food is good.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Misfits, Ramones, Dead Boys, Descendents, Germs, Buzzcocks, Minor Threat, Iggy and the Stooges, Bad Brains, Botch, Converge, Dillinger Escape Plan, Comeback Kid, Zao, Turmoil, Integrity, Buried Alive, MANDATORY: Slayer, Pantera, old Sepultura, Carcass, Dying Fetus, Misery Index, Napalm Death, Necrophagist, Cephalic Carnage, Cryptopsy, Hate Eternal, Swarm of the Lotus, Strongarm, Brutal Truth, GENGHIS TRON, Pig Destroyer, Arsis, Ion Dissonance, Kronos, Gojira, At The Gates, Mastadon, Bolt Thrower, Baroness, Electric Wizard, Weedeater, Rwake, Fugazi, Jane's Addiction, Johnny Cash, Elliot Smith, Ilya, Clutch, Crystal Castles, Del The Funky Homosapien, Los Fabulosos Cadillacs, Gogol Bordello, High On Fire, The Sword, THE MELVINS, Faith No More, NOFX, Pedro The Lion, the Red Chord, Warhorse, Wisdom in Chains. I'm a music nazi.

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Army of Darkness, Red Dawn, Big Trouble in Little China, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across The 8th Dimension

Television:

Lost, Office Space, Reno 911, San Antonio Spurs games, etc. Myth Busters is awesome. COPS is the greatest show of all time. "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" is the greatest show you've never seen. Go watch TRAILER PARK BOYS.

Books:

I quit reading when Hunter S. Thompson died.

Heroes:

Indiana Jones, Buckaroo Banzai, Bruce Campbell

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Hi

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Posted by Unemployed on Thu, 29 May 2008 02:18:00 PST

Need help

    I need someone to download season two of Jericho, burn it onto DVDs and mail it to me. I work at least 72 hours a week and I spend a lot of time watching TV shows that are saved on ...
Posted by Unemployed on Sat, 24 May 2008 12:08:00 PST

Hi

My address is:Tim Collier 407 AEG/ECS/ATCALS APO, AE 09331Send me some Yuengling. I'm not really going to post much on here, if you want to know what I'm up to send me an email at [email protected]....
Posted by Unemployed on Wed, 21 May 2008 09:36:00 PST

They Made Me Shave

    This is an email I just sent to my ex-coworkers in OK, and I thought since it's an update on my goings-on, I might as well post it here:The bastards made me shave. I had to shave it...
Posted by Unemployed on Tue, 06 May 2008 12:56:00 PST

So long

I'm almost out of here, just a few short days. I don't know how much access to myspace I'll be getting, so if you want to get a hold of me, email me at [email protected]. If I haven't talked to you ...
Posted by Unemployed on Fri, 02 May 2008 11:45:00 PST

Ernie Is FAST!

   Coye, you got nothing on Ernie: ...
Posted by Unemployed on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 08:30:00 PST

I get my news from The Onion

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Posted by Unemployed on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 05:00:00 PST

I quit my job and will never work at Vance AFB again

    Yesterday I drove away from Vance Air Force Base for the last time, ever. Well, I’ll probably go back on base to buy beer, but I’ll never go back to work there again. It...
Posted by Unemployed on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 07:17:00 PST

Oh Tourniquet, how doth I love thee.

    For years I’ve gotten laughed at and picked on for having undying love for old-school Christian thrash/speed metal band Tourniquet. Well, screw you haters, Tourniquet is amazi...
Posted by Unemployed on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 10:32:00 PST

Who is looking at my blog?

    According to my blog count thing, my blog has been viewed 11,059 times. Why? Who the hell is looking at this? I realize that 11k views is nothing, but who is looking at this?A coupl...
Posted by Unemployed on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:58:00 PST