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Kristy

I am here for Friends

About Me

I like the tiny Egyptian artefacts at the Met that are meant to be buried with you. They are as cute as the day is long. If anyone would like to go see them with me, why, put out vibes to the universe because I have no idea how this site works.I would like to improve my myspace page but lack the technical knowhow. How do all you young people upload your music? It seems easy (everyone has done it) but I can't see the way. Again, if you can help me, think good thoughts because I don't know how you can contact me.I feel like the character Martin Short plays on the SCTV parody of Jeopardy: "Though I have an excellent command of the English language, I can neither read nor write."

My Interests

Psychoanalysis, communism, religious art, old Epiphone guitars, manatees, aesthetic theory, tennis, baseball, body surfing, square dancing.

I'd like to meet:

I think they're called ... people?

Music:

Silver Jews, Pavement/SM&Jicks, Will Oldham, Cat Power, Jennifer O'Connor, Dawn Landes, I Feel Tractor, Herb Scher and the Key Lime Review

Movies:

Vincent and Theo, The Hustler, Pick-up On South Street, Zero de Condite, The Discreet Charm of the Bourgousie, Belle de Jour, When We Were Kings, Magnolia, Nashville, Short Cuts, Three Women, all Renoir.

Television:

All.

Books:

Frances Johnson by Stacey Levine, Compression Scars by Kellie Wells, Abrupt Rural by David Dodd Lee, Mission to America by Walter Kirn.

Heroes:

Mary McCarthy, Cher, Samuel Beckett, Peter Brooks, Elizabeth Hardwick, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Hemingway.