20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of insanity.. |
20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of insanity... 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The... Posted by i'm a sexy mellon :] on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 02:37:00 PST |
Top 51 Oxymorons |
Top 51 Oxymorons: 51. Jumbo Shrimp 50. Act naturally &nb... Posted by i'm a sexy mellon :] on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 06:36:00 PST |
1-800-slacker |
1-800-slacker We care when you don't have time to. Is Visiting teaching / Home teaching getting youdown? Can't getyour Leader off your back? Is Visiting Teachinginterfering with your TVand manicure? ... Posted by i'm a sexy mellon :] on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 01:24:00 PST |
ONLY IN AMERICA: |
ONLY IN AMERICA: Only in America.....do drugstores make the sick walk all theway to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in... Posted by i'm a sexy mellon :] on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 08:10:00 PST |
a little 'bout me :] |
Quick Summary: well...i have "little man syndrome so i act bigger than i am - i'm like 5 feet - i don't like people really using money on me. i have a job i can pay for myself! i love the outdoo... Posted by i'm a sexy mellon :] on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 10:19:00 PST |
9 Things I Hate About Everyone |
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I knowwhere my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch whenI ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing... Posted by i'm a sexy mellon :] on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 08:10:00 PST |
no real importance |
well, i decided to put all my poems together. just thought i'd let you all know that. well, that's all. have a good life everyone. ... Posted by i'm a sexy mellon :] on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 10:57:00 PST |
well... uh... yah.... |
i just broke up with my boy, and life sucks!!! i thought he might understand why, but he's too sweet and can't see how it can help the both of us. we're both so young. i'm just happy he has all ... Posted by i'm a sexy mellon :] on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 02:28:00 PST |
well.... ya..... |
i'm 18 now.... yea...me...... what a crazy night that was....but i have to say i have the greast boyfriend ever. he's always there and everything. i'd just like to thank him for his support and help t... Posted by i'm a sexy mellon :] on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 10:20:00 PST |
Rumika is coming!!!!!!1111!!!!oneoneone!!!! |
Rumika is coming on the 17th of this month! i'm so excited! it's going to be so fun! so sorry if i don't play much with you my loverly friends. i need to help her settle in and get ready for school (... Posted by i'm a sexy mellon :] on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 11:19:00 PST |