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joseph

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I will rescue a shivering dog. I take steps two at a time and I am kind when no one is looking. I am the devil's candy but my halo still scintillates. I crave adventure but don't have to knock over banks for it. I value independence AND intimacy. I build sweet oudoor showers, I have a creative smile and a feral wit, health insurance, 7 bikes, and no roomates. I take good care of my body and better care of my mind. I practice emotional heroics and think outside the box. I can teach you how to build anything. I'll yank you into an alleyway and whisk you off into the catskills for the weekend. I'll keep you up past your curfew to laugh and conspire but I'll always get you home safely. I'll never forget to bring your moms flowers when we visit And.....If I'm crazy bout you, I'll build you a kick ass house.......And thats no joke. Oh, and the teenagers on my page are my nieces and nephew...so don't even think it.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

An angelic, demonic, heroic one who stretches like a sable cat. She does not always get up when the alarm goes off. she insisits on driving the truck on roadtrips and she gets dirt under her fingernails. Her compasion overwhelms her ego. She moves too assuredly, kisses too fiercly and gazes too deeply. Simultaneously guzzling life like liquor. And anyone wanting to have a mid-summer sleepover in my treehouse. Oh! and someone who inspires me to build them a kick ass house!

My Blog

The bumblebee.

According to recognized aerotechnical tests, the bumble bee cannot fly because of the shape and weight of his body in relation to the total wing area. But the bumble bee doesn't know that, so he goes ...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 10:29:00 GMT

An open letter to the driver of that s.u.v

Dear driver in the Green SUV,   Yesterday, as I was riding my bike home from work your SUV pulled alongside me, at which point you -- the driver -- screamed at the top of your lungs, startling me an...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 10:25:00 GMT

So you want to live in bushwick?

The mean looking cop just stands there on the East new york platform giving us his best evil eyed dirty look. TAB, HEC 398, and CE-3. Three straight up 14yr old toy graffiti writers on our way home...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 10:19:00 GMT

A visit

I open the door and her hand reaches out, soft orange sleeve sliding down her arm. smiling blue eyes glancing up to meet mine. time slows down like honey settling into the bottom of my cup and rests t...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 10:13:00 GMT

Williamsburg Stories-1970-1980's

The corner of Hope street and havemyer on the southside of williamsburg was by all accounts, the place to be. The true characters that gave this block its urban legend flavor are long gone but these g...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

Cuchifritos for life.

The bike doctor and I after having ridden our lowrider bikes over the williamsburg bridge decided to stop at the cuchifrito spot on clinton and grab ourselves a "morir Sonando". We walked in and...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

childhood exactness.

While brothas flirt, I'm sewing tigers on my shirt, and aligators. wanna see the inside? I'll see ya later. Biggie got it right.
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT