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my name is bosco the boxer. i am 5 months old & i dont have a job - i just stay home all day and watch the animal planet. my mother is usually up my ass & when shes not, i am up hers. i am an asshole & i get it from my father. janey doesnt give 2 shits about me because she is too busy having serious conversations with the cats, who, by the way, are also assholes! i try to bite their tails sometimes but mommy always yells at me. the highlight of the day is when juli comes home from school & i am soo happy to see her that i not only wiggle my tail, but my WHOLE BUTT ! when im lucky, i get to sleep with her in her bed, but she complains that i snore too much. mommy says its because i have a short nose because when god created the boxer, he sculpted him out of clay but he got into a fight, smashing his nose in before he dried. god kept him that way to remind him of his mistake.

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i would like to meet mike tyson because id like to see that nigga try and bite my ear off !!

My Blog

The Twins

The twins...need I say more.
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 18:10:00 GMT

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Posted by on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 14:12:00 GMT

Bad Boy

I was a bad boy again. Two weeks ago Takada and I threw a two day party while the family was at a funeral (not a good idea). Day one we tore up the rabbits bear and left stuffing all over the hou...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 16:14:00 GMT

Innocent

  Everytime someone farts everyone looks at the dog. I didn't do it...it was Granny.
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 11:53:00 GMT

The Rabbits Balls

My mom is on a rampage. Today she is taking  Humper (my rabbit) to be neutered. She must have a problem w/ balls. My human dad better watch out, he may be next.
Posted by on Fri, 26 May 2006 05:25:00 GMT

No Balls

I am lying here on the couch still sleepy from the anesthesia. I keep drifting in and out of sleep and having a lot of crazy dreams. I dreamed it was snowing and that I saw my balls hanging on the Chr...
Posted by on Mon, 22 May 2006 18:49:00 GMT

My Balls

Mommy is taking me to be neutered today. I am hungry, scared and already missing my big balls.
Posted by on Mon, 22 May 2006 08:37:00 GMT

Mad

I am really mad...John have not taken me to the dog park in a long-long time...all he does is work, play wiffleball and spend time w/ my girl Juli. I may need to bite his balls next time I s...
Posted by on Fri, 19 May 2006 07:17:00 GMT

Spring Break

Hey all...I'm just relaxing here in the sun waiting for Juli to come home from school. Takada is back in Staten Island and I'm stuck here with the cats and the rabbit. Spring Break is over s...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 10:09:00 GMT