Lapdancer!!!

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The story of me!By leah drunk slut brown - i met jamie lapdance one unusually cool morning trudging through the crazy jungles of nam. we actually had a chance to get a few winks when not on watch the night before - that day was a bad one, we lost our top 3 ranking officers by a rogue sniper and now it was this dufus above me, then me in charge. we had gone about 2 clicks when we caught glimpse of what we could only describe as a wild banshee. we outflanked it, netted it, and descovered it was a caucasian woman of all things! she was filthy, matted hair and all, wearing some kind of rotten animal skins. she couldnt speak our launguge so we had no idea where she was from or how she got there. we tied her hands and took her with us - we were trying to help. later that night we caught up with our troops and asked them what to do with her. some of the men wanted to clean her up and keep them for themselves, but i had a soft spot for the little freak. i hosed her down and named her lapdance (for the special attention she was passing around). i was given oermission to take her back to the states because i had been shot in the buttocks the day before. so i brought her back and taught her english and hygein and gave her the more acceptedname of jamie. she later told me that she didnt know hoew she got there, but she was raised by some babboons until they scorned her for not wanting to become their princess. she was shunned from the babbon society and left to fend for herself. she might have been happier left to her world of grub digging and limb swinging, nut it was too late now, she was an american girl. overall she has adapted well and become a part of our social scene here in anchorage. she works and even drives now. its an amzing coming of age story, really. she is my hero, the lttle monkey.