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Johnny Sheet-Stain

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About Me

I am a bipolar, borderline personality, anti-social personality disorder nightmare of a human being! I love to write and feel pretty confidant in knowing that I'm quite good at it. I'm not a very good person, but I do try! I enjoy reading, rocking out with my cock out, smoking herb, and learning about serial killers. My favorite color is pink and I love the shit out of some Halloween! All in all I'm a train wreck of a human being whose trying his ass off to get his life in order...beyond that all I can think to say is: FUCK YOU GENTLY WITH A CHAINSAW (that and PEACE LUV & PUNK ROCK KIDDIES)!

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Carlos Sanchez The Drunken Polar Bear Wrestler. Edgar Allen Poe's corpse. Myself in the afterlife so I can ask the bastard what took me so long to make it there! Anyone who has ever been to Crusticalios, so they can explain to me why every creature on the planet is addicted to Maple Syrup and the sound of a hyena being mixed in a blender with Vodka and old Hazel Adkins records! (I wrote that slop, and for the life of me, I can't figure out what the hell I was talking about, so have fun with that shit yo)!

My Blog

PUBLISHED

Every..one get a copy of the Sunda..y paper.. this suday.. and go to page 10F of this Life & Style.. secti..on at the top of the page,.. there.. you will find an artic..le I wrote.. intit..led 'A Stor...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Jan 2009 11:18:00 GMT

Inspiraton

It's strange the places inspiration comes from.  Bored and walking across a bride, looking over the side and down on all the cars passing by on the interstate bellow, I developed a badass story c...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Oct 2008 23:37:00 GMT

Damn this telephone!

Automated telephone representatives...damn them all to hellI'm so fed up with all these automated telephone representatives!  Seriously, they are supposed to make business transactions and so on,...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 17:04:00 GMT

Tid bits from the nut-house

Here are a handful of some of the pieces and portions of poetry I scribbled down while in the Crisis Unit:help me to live a life less lostbuild me a future at a little less costremind me to finish, as...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 15:04:00 GMT

i came & took me away ha ha hee hee ho ho...

Okay, so I checked myself into a nut-house on Tuesday of this week, and just got released today.  The reason for my doing this should be flat-out obvious to anyone that knows me.  No longer ...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 01:08:00 GMT

...work in progress...(or maybe the exact opposite)? who knows?

Pull my teeth, one by one with a pair of pliersGouge my eyes, so i can't see these burning firesBreak my heart, if there's anything left to findSlit my wrists, do it quick before i lose my mindPeel my...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 00:02:00 GMT

poem foolz

This will be the end of me Break the silenceInner violence,Taking holdBurining deep, i'm growing coldWhile my everything just to moldi thik this will be the end of me...Mild neurosisMass Psychosi...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 00:37:00 GMT

come one come all...

Sickly, that is the best word that I can find in my minuscule, little West Virginian vocabulary to start this off with.  That is not only how I feel, both mentally and physically, but it is also ...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 07:40:00 GMT

...Oil can suck a nut!

...So I read this morning that the cost per barrel of crude oil has risen to above $130.  This, in case you're unaware is a record high, and is of course the reason why your wallet makes a chokin...
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 10:32:00 GMT

Pondering, wondering, and pretending!

What if the Earth is actually the center of the universe?  What if this universe doesn't actually even exist outside of our own belief in it?  Suppose that Earth was even flat and all stretc...
Posted by on Fri, 16 May 2008 17:24:00 GMT